Spaghetti Cockblock

When you lose your interest in sex after eating a significant amount of pasta; you're too full to perform.

Sid and Nancy were sexting each other all day, but after Nancy hoarked down a trough of fettuccine alfredo, Sid once again fell victim to the dreaded spaghetti cockblock.

by Globaloney September 14, 2016

Spaghetti Special

A "spaghetti special" is defined as a sexual act consisting of a gangbang in which none of the males are able to get an erection. All of the males thereby have a flaccid penis like a bunch of cooked spaghetti.

Poor Miranda! She was all excited to be the focus of that gangbang last night but none of the 8 guys could get hard. Turned into a real spaghetti special!

by Funforme6789 July 28, 2016

bruh spaghetti

brady inglis wont stop saying this and he has a dog named harley who often wears hats.

bruh bruh bruh scetti bruh spaghetti

by ball fart June 13, 2020

Mint Spaghetti

Minty spaghet

John: I just had some mint spaghetti and now the beans are talking to me.
James: You fucking what?
John: MINT.
James: This is why we don’t talk anymore.

by Mint Spaghetti October 27, 2019

Upsettie Spaghetti

Becoming mildly upset to the point you can become pink skinned, from stress.

I was upsettie spaghetti, when the teacher yelled at me.

by Pasta Boi January 07, 2020

Spaghetti Dick

A guy receives a spaghetti dick after having sex with a girl on her period. After cumming, his now flaccid dick resembles a noodle and the girl's period blood resembles the spaghetti sauce.

Amy: "Baby, I want to have sex."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."

by SakuraF April 05, 2016

Electric Spaghetti

Spaghetti cooked with magic mushrooms

“Hey I got some magic mushrooms let’s make some electric spaghetti for dinner!

by LJRjelllly March 16, 2021