action-spackle

to explosively defocate after a sudden shocking, surprising, or traumatic expirience

When I saw that deer jump in the road I action-spackled all over the car!

by Karlsbad August 29, 2009

Cereal Spackle

The dried on bits of leftover cereal stuck to the edge of the bowl. If left unwashed or rinsed, these particles will immediately begin to harden into a spackle that cannot be removed by even the toughest sponge.

Alicia left her bowl of cereal on the bedside table last night, and now she is chipping away at the cereal spackle.

by ProfS May 6, 2010

spackled eyes

When your significant other is sleeping and you jiz in their eyes and let it dry. They wake up and can't open their eyes.

I gave my girl spackled eyes last night!

by Kdog37 December 30, 2014

orange spackle

when you place an orange into ones anus and tense to squeeze out the juice into the other participants mouth

i had some weird drinks last night with Laquisha, my favorite was the orange spackle

by graham norton May 20, 2015

Man spackle

Another word for sperm or semen

I'm going to fill your mouth with my man spackle.

by Fibonaccispiralman March 3, 2016

Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

by K-Beezy September 2, 2017

dick spackle

The dried white residue that stays on the skin after a man ejaculates on another person.

After he shot his load in her face, he filled her acne craters with his dick spackle

by Skins Sug June 17, 2018