Sooker

–noun 1. Australia and New Zealand. a timid, cowardly person, esp. a young person; crybaby. Based off of the word 'Sook."

She's always complaining and crying about things. Hang Do is such a sooker!

by chomop December 8, 2009

soomer

A socialist boomer

Hey look at Larry what a total soomer

by kurtcocaine_ April 2, 2020

pooper scooper

A device similar to a dustpan or miniature shovel, used to pick up dog droppings during a dogwalk. A long attached handle relieves the operator from having to bend over. Usually a spring-activated flap (controlled by a squeezegrip at the top of the handle) is manually opened and closed on the leading edge of the blade during the catch, preventing the poop from rolling out. Use of the pooper scooper is considered good etiquette, and with a bit of practice resembles a golf putt or croquet strike.

I'm totally into using the pooper scooper when walking Smokey. It's like he never took a dump!

by Nick Estes April 9, 2006

Scoper

Some one who regularly does stupid things. Synonym for a spastic.

Stop being such a scoper

by Gadget February 17, 2004

Sooner Fan

Bandwagon follower of the douchefaggiest sports team in the nation. Named after the people who cheated in the Oklahoma Land Run, the Oklahoma University Sooners play out of the asshole of the great state of Oklahoma, Norman. A surefire way to find all the inbred morons in a room is to yell BOOMER, which Sooner fans think rhymes with Sooner. This is also a helpful way to locate a Wal Mart employee if you're having trouble finding something in the store. Sooner Nation is an amalgamation of trailer parks that exist for the sole purpose of breeding more Sooner Fans and NRA members. Known across the nation as the worst fans in the Big 12, only a Sooner fan could love a Sooner fan, and they're probably related. Being a Sooner fan isn't without its advantages however, it grants you the ability to date your hot cousin and/or step sibling, and you start to become so fat, that your gravity attracts all the corndogs within a 4 foot radius.

The University of Oklahoma itself is average, many successful Wal Mart Managers and male nurses come out of OU.

1.)Man 1: "BOOMER"
12-toed inbred abomination: "Get over here Billy-Jean, my dick is stuck in the toaster again-- SOONER!"

2.) Guy 1: ".... I did your sister AND your mom last night!! Burn!"
Sooner Fan: "Me too."

by TheC00l3st December 20, 2010

sooner

A term used to describe a person who has persistent problems with premature ejaculation.

Poor Heather! Damon was a Sooner all the way.

by Elvis with a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005

Soapera

Soapera is another word for soap opera.

Did you see last nights soapera of "All my children"?

by d-shiznit December 29, 2004