Sailing Your Boat

There are Different Stages to Sailing Ones Boat.
Similar to the Bases in Baseball.
If you go all the way around the world, well guess what, you've had sex.
The other stages are up to you. You can pretty much make it up and Elaborate as you wish.

"Dude, last night at the dance Eve almost sailed her boat, thank god the Coast Guard was there."

"So, are you sailing your boat this weekend?"
"Ya, but were just going to an Island off the coast"*Wink Wink*

"You Let Your Anchor Up?!?!?! You Slut!"

by Kortney J May 14, 2007

Solinger

Half the population of the world.

This party has reached a Solinger status.

by caroL <3 October 6, 2003

garage sailing

You attach a huge-ass sail to your garage on a windy day and try to
out run the cops.

I wiped out when we went garage sailing and snapped my dick.

by soop-kitchin maneiack August 26, 2003

Smiling Charlie

Thats me when I get high as a mutha fucka

Why cant you stop smiling charlie

by C-Boo September 4, 2010

sailing mishap

from Teen Girl Squad

SAlLING MISHAP

by cheeseguy June 8, 2004

smiling donkey

When two men ingage in anal sex and one man kicks like a donkey while the other bites off his ass hair.

oh a sweet smiling donkey

by esteban October 16, 2003

sailing the ship

driving whilst most intoxicated

The bar is closed and I now rely on a more Divine compass, for I am sailing the ship home!

by cap'n joe November 10, 2008