The Cold Shoulder

A tool of rejection in which the giver completely ignores the receiever, thereby giving him/her the 'cold shoulder'.

Delilah gave me the proverbial cold shoulder yesterday at work, not even regarding my presence in the copy room.

by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005

chip on his shoulder

One who has something to prove.

The diversely sourced definitions of this phrase all have a common factor; it refers to someone whose behavior indicates that he/she has something to prove. Whether due to an inferiority complex, a strong passionate conviction for one's personal beliefs, a sense of being victimized or treated unfairly, or a resistance to heed advice from a more knowledgeable; one tends to display an air of hyped self-confidence and/or superiority or bravado.

"She's overly defensive because he's got a...
"See? I was right! I try to tell him; He should've listened to me! If it weren't for that...
"I think part of his drive for success and power can be attributed to that...

.....Chip on his shoulder."

by L!ghtBearer February 5, 2019

you should have gone to specsavers

When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.

Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club

Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....

by r3dfox January 7, 2008

shoulder-junk

The act of elevating and placing one foot on a desk and centering the crotch area in front of a person's face.

Ray smelled the powder on my balls after I shoulder-junked him at his desk.

by Ray Albright May 29, 2007

shoulderspy

someone who reads or watches a movie over your shoulder on a train or plane

whilst watching a movie on a plane you notice a warm breath over your shoulder coming from the seat behind you. really terrible offenders will have recently eaten garlic this person is a shoulderspy

by Simon von baron the 3rd May 20, 2013

should have stayed a thumbnail

What you say after clicking on a profile photo that scars you for life when seen full size.

I clicked on his profile cuz I thought he was hot. But damn, he's so fugly he should have stayed a thumbnail.

by Woofyman February 10, 2022

we should get coffee sometime

a pick up line. more commonly a line used by an ex in an attempt to get back together, hook up, or attempt a friendship.

"We should get coffee sometime." "I don't know, I started seeing someone else."

by callie jorsen July 27, 2016