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Social Media Lifestyle 

Living a Social Media Lifestyle is a way to use Technology and Social websites to empower learning, communication, collaboration, and community.

A Social Media Lifestyle makes your life easier because you can actively monitor conversations related to your niche or business using websites like tweettabs.com, and then jump into the conversation based upon the needs that you see from the parties involved. Gone are the days of not knowing what your customers or contacts think, Social Media connects everyone and all of our thoughts into one expanding consciousness.
Using Tweetdeck on your iPhone to actively scan for news about an earthquake in your city, providing you with valuable real time information before the News websites have it available, is an example of a Social Media Lifestyle choice.
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Social-Media Induced Psychosis 

When an individual acquires too much attention on social media, they can become mentally unstable, due to an over-abundance of photographs of the male genitals, or too many "thirsty niggas" in one's DM's
My friend had Snapchat for 3 months, but then she got Social-Media Induced Psychosis and moved to Maine

Social media beef

Silly. It's just silly.
Hym "This social media beef thing that happens is a little bit silly isn't it? You know? Like, you fancy pants genius successful cultural icon types don't ever think about who the things you say applies to. You're not talking about me. You're talking about an abstract phantom. Which is why you (supposedly) shouldn't be held in contempt for the things you say. And you wonder why suicide is going up and shootings are going up. And it's not because people aren't being coddled enough or affirmed enough. That's not what I'm saying. There is this type of pernicious superiority culture. We're all climbing up the same ladder and the people at the top don't even have the decency to tilt their ass to the side before they take a shit. They just let it rip and drop down on the people on the lower rungs without even thinking about it. What would happen if I caught some of it and threw it back? What if I'm reeeeeal good at throwing shit vertically and dodging shit as it falls? What if it's literally the only thing I'm good at? The idiots at the top would get hit with their own shit 'WhAt ThE fUcK iS yOuR pRoBlEm!?' They wouldn't even be able to connect the dots. People love it though. People love being roasted. Told how fucking stupid and useless and fat and lazy they are. They eat that shit up. It's all in good fun. And if they don't like it they just don't have a sense of humor. And that's on them."
Social media beef by Hym Iam June 3, 2022

Social-Media-Terrorism 

With the use of social media tools, individual(s) cause damage thru bad behavior, P.R., lies, half-truths, rumors, etc. to a company's brand or product. The effect is terror and distraction to the brand's core IP.
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http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/16/business/media/16dominos.html?ref=technology

http://blog.plusfactory.net/2009/04/man-made-digital-media-disasters-or- social-media-terrorism




Social Media Super-Colonies 

Social Media Super-Colonies is taken from the Argentine Ants in California that have created a colony which spreads hundreds of miles and contains billions of ants hence the Super part of the phrase.

Ants are the most social insects inviting and joining communities within their colonies. The same way that social media works when going viral.

Social Media Super-Colonies refers to inviting people to connect and join online communities which anyone can be part of, however as with any colony they have a defence barrier when it comes to other colonies.
A prime example would be Apple Inc. Apple have created a Social Media Super-Colonies which have the entire world connected. It also has large competitors which they continually put a defensive barrier up and compete to be the best.

Social Media Cock Hoarder 

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve

social media life 

People try to show they have an awesome life by posting a ton of staged pics and posting on social media in an attempt to make friends.
Person 1-Man, her life looks amazing! Look at those cool pics!

Person 2-Nah, that's just her social media life, her real life sucks balls.