soap

A girl who is fat enough that her body might better be used as the main component of a common hygenic brick known as soap.

Hey Joe, check out the fat bich on the left. That soap could clean an entire gymnasium.

by Old Greg Mother Licker April 11, 2008

mammal soap

Soap that is covered in body hair and pubes. Usually found at your uncle's house.

Jim: "Dude, you stink. Haven't you washed?"
Jonh: "No. I'm staying with my uncle and I didn't want to touch his mammal soap."

by Franky G. December 11, 2005

no soap...radio

punchline to a joke with No point. The joke is on you if you laugh. circa 1960

Two kangaroos are in the bathtub.
One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!"

by smokeyX September 30, 2005

shave the soap

The action of removing any body hair that may have become attached to a bar of soap while you're in the shower.

It is a common courtesy for the person who will be using the soap after you, especially if your short and curlies are stuck on.

"Who forgot to shave the soap!? It looks like Sasquatch was using this thing!"

by CaptainJonus July 28, 2006

Dropping the Soap

The BIG reason noone wants to go to jail.

Freaky Big hick guy 1: You sure do have a purty mouth...

by K~ August 10, 2003

soap opera

(n) 1. Real people pretending to be fake people with made-up problems being watched by real people to forget their real problems. 2. Fuck em and get your own life

Dude, get off your soap opera-watching ass and get a life.

by snakemanjames August 20, 2009

Dropping the Soap

When in prison, the soap may occasionally be dropped in the community shower. What results is someone getting porked up the butthole

My mate Susie does it in the female wing all the time. Its called dropping the soap

by dhodawg1 May 14, 2014