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sneaker head 

One who is in love with but not limited to Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc.

Willing to camp out and face lines that wind around blocks for a pair of once in a lifetime exclusives!

On the verge of bankruptcy because the addiction is THAT serious.

Misunderstood by non sneaker heads as wasting money and are constantly told that they will get over it or that "it's just a phase.

Likely to kill you if you step on their kicks.

Running out of closet space because the boxes can only stack up so high...

Marks calendar for release dates and hates seeing fakes.

Lives for the first time they open the box and that new sneaker smell just fills up the air. HATES CREASES.
Person A: Yo Shirley doesn't stop buyin shoes! She just got another pair of Jordans..

Person B: Damn, she's a sneaker head...

I AM A SNEAKER HEAD

Sneaky Link

Basically hooking up wit someone but you ain't tryna let no one know who it is. IF YOU LET PEOPLE KNOW IT AINT NO SNEAKY LINK 🧍 🧍 ♀️.
" My sneaky link REARRANGED me last night y'all don't even know 😫"

"I mean my sneaky link got a girl but he don't even think he straight 🧍 "

"Are you dumb why'd you think I'd tell you their name? Dumbass it's called sneaky link for a reason."
Sneaky Link by Doja's simp April 9, 2021
Word of the Day on May 6, 2021

Jeek Da Sneak'n 

It is when a person, whos name is jake, does shady stuff and sneaks around...
"Yo man have u seen jake lately?"

"Naw dood i heard he's been Jeek Da Sneak'n with uncle jerry"

sneaky whiteboy 

When a girl thinks a guy has a small dick, only to be shocked at how much larger it gets when aroused.
I didn't think he was packing much until he pulled a sneaky whiteboy on me and I had to choke down 8 inches!
sneaky whiteboy by StreakyBacon September 22, 2004

Sneaky Fat 

Is where a person looks athletic and in good shape but has hidden fat.
When you see someone in a gym that has really lean arms and legs and looks fit in shorts and a singlet, but when they take their shirt off they have a chubby stomach and back fat. The person is said to be 'sneaky fat'.
Sneaky Fat by Marcus Davidsson March 10, 2009

Sneaky Gopher 

When you are with a girl and she doesn't know what holes you are going to go into.
I brought that girl from UND back to her dorm and pulled the Sneaky Gopher on her.
Sneaky Gopher by BoozerUofM January 30, 2010