Sautéed ass

When you shart in the car while the heated seat is on.

"Dude, I just had the wettest fart, and my heated seat is on!"
"You've got sautéed ass, bro!"

by talknerdytome December 3, 2014

Smite

smite - smote - smitten

To attack or destroy by hitting, usually with a hand or a hand-held weapon.

Did he smite the kite? Has he smitten the kitten? You mean to tell me he smote the coat instead?

by Relentless July 26, 2005

smutbucket

Derived from smut meaning a person who enjoys lewd behaviour or making dirty jokes at every opportunity. Smutbucket can be used to describe males and females.

That John McKenzie can make a rude joke out of anything, he's such a smutbucket!

by Moshy September 1, 2004

smut jawn

slut girl that is a deceiving liar, pretty much all girls.
-originated in philly

Ayo smut jawn!

Dam, i didn't know that smut jawn was fucking everyone?!
Yea that jawn is a smut.

by SloppyJ December 6, 2007

Smut

In books smut stands for

S:Sexual

M:Mutual

U:United

T:Tension

Tom: you reading a book?

Carla: yeah I'm reading smut.
Tom: you nasty girl

by Ceevlogzz January 23, 2020

smut novel

my stimulations for those oh so lonely nights

the smut novel got so good that i shoved my fingers up my pussy

by fucknut April 6, 2005

slute

(n.) A name for a woman known for harboring many varieties of STDs, despite a potentially minimal sexual history.

Also, a term of endearment for the revered women of B.O.O.T.

B.O.O.T. slutes rock!

That one slute totally hit me in the face with a few of her STDs on the bus today.

by TheLoudestFan April 20, 2009