scootching

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.

My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.

by mary ann August 17, 2003

skoochie

a girl who acts like a skank, a hoe, and a hoochie.

skank hoe hoochie skallywag

Damn, this club is full of scandalous schoochies!

by Rocky Mavia January 11, 2005

Hot Dog Smoothie

Making a hot dog smoothie is the same as: flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, whacking the pud, or choking the chicken, and can be compared to beating your dick like you caught it breaking into your house. The origin of the phrase dates all the way back to season two of Aqua teen hunger force.

Last night alex made 15 hot dog smoothies, he would have made more but his arm was sore and his wang was raw.

by jake August 20, 2004

smoothie maker

A sexual act using lube, crushed ice and optional fruit flavours.

I filled our lass with lube, crushed ice and went balls deep so hard and fast I named it the smoothie maker.

by Sexpert350 April 23, 2018

Smoochie My Coochie

When a THOT kindly asks a horny man to eat out her stanky, wookie-like coochie.
Great lyric to many top charting songs.

THOT: Hey Jeremy Lin, wanna smoochie my coochie! ;)

NEXT DAY
Jeremy Lin: Bro this thot asked me to smoochie her coochie last night
Ron Artest: Bro thats nasty

by Nurgy Shab August 14, 2018

Smoochie poo

A person who is small small in height and adorable cute.

That girl is Smoochie poo!

by Prince shadan January 22, 2019

Smoothie

A milkshake without the milk or ice cream

Hi Jim, wanna go get a smoothie?

by SaltyBitch01 February 21, 2020