Smeg

When someone called "Meg" steals something. An abbreviation of "It's Meg".

"URGH, has anyone seen my medication? It's gone missing from my bag."

"Smeg"

by rjtl77 July 8, 2023

Smeg

An illegal Drug

You can either snort it or shoot it up in a needle
Measured in a skiz

Yo bro im trynna shoot up some smeg.
You got a skiz on you?

by Smegman63 October 7, 2021

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band. Their most popular song should be Cleggus Walrus. It is the most amazing song In the world.

I really like The Greg Smeg Clegg Band!!

by GregSmegCleggNo.1Fan November 29, 2024

Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.

Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.

by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025

Premium Smeg

A dick cheese that's so fine and pristine that it has to be admired and respected by many. It is rare to find smegma of this quality, thus causing it to be the premium of smeg.

Usually found to be as clear as the semen of a very hydrated man, and when comes into contact with vaginal or rectal fluids immediately dissolves into a natural form of lube.

I was involved in an orgy on Saturday, and one of these dudes had a severe amount of smegma, but it turned out to be premium smeg and just enhanced the thrill of the orgy.

by Bork Glasgow July 23, 2016

smeg

1. liquidized crap

2. dried/crusty semen

1. Wayne Buckley is a smeg head (see Wayneth Buckleus)

2. Wayne Buckley has a smeggy chode.

by bread infection November 22, 2009

Smeg

a baby or a stupid person (sh-meg)

hey you won't jump of a cliff oh, your a smeg

by shady dude March 21, 2022