smeargle

a very cute pokemon. its my personal favorite, and it can learn any move

1:“i just caught a pokemon!”
2:“which is it?”
1:“a smeargle!”

by anonymous September 12, 2023

Smegledike

Bulldike that smells like urine and fish.
See smegma in urban dictionary.

Damn it Suzy!!! I smell fish, are you hiding that Smegledike in the closet?

by justin case 4u October 31, 2023

Shmeaglerump

A grotesque creature that hatches from an egg, and grows into a beautiful, squishable bean sprout of a human. The egg is found by ice fishermen, then shipped to china where it is processed, where it is then sent back to the United States. The egg is then placed in a Shmeaglerump store, where expecting mothers and fathers can purchase one and incubate it. It takes about 3 weeks to full incubate, and when it hatches it comes out screaming and crying for days. It then grows and matured like a normal child but is far more squishy and cute.

Oh Olivia? Yeah, she’s so squishy and cute because she’s a Shmeaglerump.

by BigSk33tDawg November 12, 2023

Smeggler

A seggsy smeggsy man, boyfriend, or husband who has hella rizz and treats you right.

“You see him?”

“Yeah?”
“That’s my smeggler 😏.”
“He must treat you good 😍.”

by sebatrick December 18, 2023

SMEALER

Acronym for Short Man syndrome, Evangelising, ALien headed, Exasperating Remtard
A short man with a chip, who likes to pontificate without evidential foundation, who also has an extremely weirdly shaped head. Retarded to the point of reversing evolution, one who shocks the system with his never-ending diatribe and drool-inducing comatic drivel. Think “I Am Sam” meets “Motormouth”.

Fucking hell Gavin, stop being a SMEALER and shut the fuck up.
alternative
That Shia Lebeouf looks like a right SMEALER with his head shaved.

by dwarft0sser February 15, 2024

Smeggle

At the end of every month (or if they are ever feeling down) , if you are the traditional type , it is strongly advised to give your partner a smeggle. Giving a somebody a smeggle is the act of letting your smegma build up over the course of the month to then use your partner as a canvas to paint a tasteful picture with your smegma. This can be done anywhere, usually the face or the chest, the point of giving a smeggle is to show your friends your smeggles and compare them at the end of the month. This activity is seen as fun !

I give my girlfriend way better smeggles than you man, you need to get better at it if you want her to stay with you.

by Bonslyyyy October 10, 2024

Smeager

A facial expression on animals (especially cats) that combines the elements of smugness and eagerness.

“Aw, look at that cat, they have such a smeager face right now!”

by DIRT_BEETLE April 23, 2024