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homie smasher

a girl who has dated and/or fucked 2 or more people in the same crew. maybe 3.

WARNING: do not date a homie smasher. these girls may seem like they've changed their old whorish ways but please believe me: the haven't. and you're gonna look like a dumbass.
"yo i heard steve's dating suzie. she totally fucked brian, jake, and zach.. thats three ...damn that bitch a homie smasher."
by rustyshacklef0rd October 14, 2013
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pasty smasher

Pasty smasher is a term used to otherwise describe a penis. Pasty being the womans vagina.
Im gonna whack my pasty smasher out and stick it right up her cunt
by olar October 22, 2013
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Chocolate smasher

A white girl that has low self esteem that goes for black guys in need for a relationship
Joe you see that white girl over there , which one billy the one in red with all the black guys, yes the one in the red joe that's called a chocolate smasher.
by Jerm the Jerm February 25, 2017
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Smother

When a heavier person aligns their body on top of a lighter person, such that the lighter person has the sensation of being squashed and unable to breathe.
Girl says to boy while rolling around in bed on a lazy sunday: "can you smother meee?"
by nikitabomm October 21, 2010
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Smother

(noun, proper noun) an overbearing mother; a mother who is a helicopter parent.
related: grandsmother; great-grandsmother; smother-in-law
Ben: Smother called me at 1:30 in the morning to make sure I made it home.

Billy: You forgot to call her when you got home? She had to assume you were dead in a ditch somewhere.
by madmike001 October 2, 2009
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Fanny Smasher

Two lesbians smashing or rubbing there fannys together for sexual pleasure to form a fanny smasher
by Matty_Boy September 29, 2008
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Coconut smasher

A coconut smasher is the supreme leader of boners. It is what you get when your penis is hard enough to smash an actual coconut.

Caution: Using a coconut smasher for dick slapping maybe harmful for your bitches.
Buster: What is that bulge on Thad's crotch?
Me: Looks like he is getting a coconut smasher. He always gets one while watching Top Chef. Padma owns him.
Buster: Damn! I hope his boo is not into clitoral slapping.
by spicyboss June 18, 2017
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