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salemified

The art of downpitching pop songs, putting a couple of heavy synths on it, and mixing it with some heavy warm echoing effects to make it dramatically depressing but joyfull to listen to when you are a hipster.

Originally invented by Salem, a male prostitute that is using this technique on every song he makes. Thus calling it salemifying of songs.

Not only is Salem hated by evey reviewer for his easy but sophisticated approach, he also created a tiny cult of bedroom-producers who try to recreate his sound, but often fail miserably due to the lack of experience in gay prostitution.
how the critics respond to salemified tracks: "Salem is an example of a shit producer, we as reviewers are jelly that he is semi-populair with downpitching songs, everyone with half a brain can do this! . rating: 1 out of 10"
by anon-chan November 1, 2012
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West salem high school

Worst school ever. Home of the snobby bitches who think they're better than everyone. I mean I gotta hand it to you there are a few kids who are just totes amazeballs but other than that like really don't go here. This school and all the people in it think they're better than everyone else like fr. So if your looking for a school and you'd like to be bullied or feel like a piece of shit who's hated by everyone else go ahead be my guest and go to west.
ps. SOUTH RULES
Person: hi what's your name?
west Salem high school kid: oh my god I can't even believe you tried talking to me, like go away peasant
by applesauceface123 July 17, 2015
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Salem

Salem is from a Hebrew word meaning peace... You are more indepedent then others, can do things on your own. You can be stubborn at times though. Salem is mostly a male name but some are female. Your active, and hyper at sometimes.
For Example: Salem is my friend that is female and these words basically desribe her
by Ivy_Gurl July 25, 2011
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vacuum-cleaner salesman

Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.
All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.
by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011
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touché salesman

1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy
"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"
by ogcopkilla April 27, 2007
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Chick Sale

An outhouse. A kybo. A privy. An outside toilet.

The term is named after Chick Sale, a humorist who told outhouse jokes and wrote a book about kybos.
Lum and Ivy Mae have a Chick Sale out back of their house in Little Rock.
by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005
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midnight garage sale

Breaking and entering late night into someone's garage, and taking what one wants while the owners are asleep.
Seen in the Tilly and the Wall song "Nights of the Living Dead":
"We've got a bottle of wine, a fresh pack of smokes.
We're going to end up screaming about some midnight garage sale."
by Dresdenburning November 23, 2006
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