sloading

When you have limited bandwidth and your internet is slow, the page is taking long to load.

"My internet sucks, It's sloading!"

by NoSteff August 30, 2013

slouse

Someone who's a bit of a cunt, top notch geazer who knows all the words to Little T Road Rage. He likes to rock his 3 stripes and his cheap shoes from ASDA living that he got on a 50% sale cos he ain't about that life. Comments under girls pictures the 100 and fire emoji. Usually someone who reps around with their mandem and vapes. Bit of a fuckboy but his lads love him anyway.

He's a right slouse.
You're a right slousey

by Primarks June 22, 2017

slode

The past tense of slide...self explanatory.

Bro: Did you message her?
Me: Hell yeah, slode right into her DMs!

by MemeMaker2000 October 26, 2017

Couch slouch

Hanging out on the couch, not doing anything productive.

Why don't you come over for a couch slouch on Saturday?

by thinkswell February 5, 2010

black man slouch

That kind of slouch that black people typically walk with. Any white/ brown people using it are complete posers.

"Look at that guy with his black man slouch! What a poser!"

"He's rockin' the black man slouch...what a badass."

by CalebM April 14, 2010

Slou

A slou is another word for a slut (a woman with the morals of a man)

"Cristina P. you're such a slou! It's embarassing now"

by smileysnail January 3, 2010

Slouting

An event in which a slut goes out and may engage in or display slutty behavior.

Your mom slouted it up last night.

Look! All the ladies here are slouting it up.

Slouting about is a good way to get an STD.

by Jdizzell May 28, 2011