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Slouching Red Eye Gay

Someone that slouches and get piss off easily to kids wearing caps specially black ones. Someone with reddish ugly eyes (seems that he's watching male to male porn each night, I can tell by just looking at his ridiculous eyes), walk and talk like an abnormal child (autistic, mongoloid, special child). Pretends that he's smart even not. With also a very bad taste on fashion. And he's gay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Hey, you take off that cap or I'll suck your dick.
Boy: Yeah right, okay-okay.
Gabriel Dy of Tacloban: Show some respect to me even though I suck dicks. *Cries and walk away*
Boy: Damn, that slouching red eye gay, have been watching male to male porn again, tsk tsk.
by stainsonkeyboards187 June 25, 2009
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Slouching Shit Scribble

A person/person's who takes abnormally long having a bowel movement. Who maybe insulted for having a bent back.
"man, my legs are numb from taking a dump"
"dude, your such a slouching shit scribble"
"aww, thats mest up"
by Blue Eyed Virgins November 20, 2009
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slotch

a 'sloppy crotch' otherwise known as a 'loose meat sandwich' belonging to a female of the 'used and abused' variety.
"Woah! That Katie is one nasty Slotch!!"
by itputsthelotiononitsskin December 19, 2013
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Slorch

A SLORCH is a male or female slut+whore+bitch. A slorch is usually very overly sexual, but watch out not to fall for it... They are not worth the attempt at intimacy; as they are prone to bouts of extreme psychopathic, or psychotic behavior... They are often uneducated and dress very revealing, tight, and trashy because they have absolutely no self esteem or intellect.

However, since they've been using their bodies for attention, sex, and control their whole lives; they tend to be extremely self-entitled. This mostly comes from a deep insecurity and a competition with all of their friends who they have a powerful need to feel prettier, and better than. A slorch is never really happy and in fact it's impossible for them be so. However they make sure their social media looks like they are doing extremely well with their #familygoals. They may smoke marijuana while they're pregnant and try to force their meek sexually unfilling husband to have a threesome
Example 1: That Chloe is such a slorch... She never wear pants, she's had sex with every guy and girl in a 100 mile radius, she's a cheater and a nasty bitch that says embarrassing things like, "how we do" and "all the feels".

Example 2: a women who gets married and for the traditional, "Something Blue" part of her wedding attire she wears blue panties that she makes sure everyone at her reception can see and record and put on the internet. This woman is a SLORCH and for the record nobody wants to see your disease addled twat dumpster.

Example 3: that guy seemed like a nice guy but turns out he's a complete SLORCH; he cheated on and then abandoned his pregnant girlfriend, and got rid of his dog that he had for years.

Note: When a male slorch meets a female slorch they will usually go home with a total Slore( slut + whore) instead of the slorch. The male slorch is generally subservient to the female slorch, as he has no backbone. He's very very weak and so he will always go for one last fling with a "slore" before he returns to the female slorch. He does this because intrinsically he knows that the female SLORCH will own his soul like she owns being a SLORCH; completely.
by DumbPointlessMale October 3, 2018
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Slouched

The long-term complications of standing are the conditions that may arise after prolonged time in standing position.
I automatically hitched my thumbs in my jeans and slouched, wondering if I could get away if I made a break for it.
by Austin Decker December 1, 2009
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slotch

One, or an item, who is, someone or something, of substance. Anywhere on the body. See vagueness.
The slotch is on fire, call the police.
by Revolution Films June 6, 2005
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Slooch

A slutty ass girl who uses her body, her lips, her ass, whatever to get what she wants
I was at the bar, the girl came up to me, kidssed me on the lips, then the slooch got mad when i wouldn't buy her a damn drink
by J September 10, 2003
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