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smathering

I just put a smathering on your definition, Larry!
by Tifficent December 6, 2019
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sfathering treatment

Excessively-attentive behavior, but from one or more male individuals who are treating you in a "caring dad" manner. Opposite of "smothering" --- i.e., overly-close/coddling treatment from one or more "fussing and fluttering" humans of da female persuasion.
During Indiana Jones's growing-up years, Henry Sr. was always trying to make up for Junior's deceased mom's not being there to help nurture and care for him, and so Henry Sr. did his best to provide Indy with "sfathering treatment"; unfortunately --- in his valiant attempts to not subject Little Man to "smothering" --- he went too far in da other direction, and thus da flowering-into-adulthood Indy felt largely ignored and unloved on a personal level.
by QuacksO April 22, 2021
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swathering

Hot and swarmy, sweaty and slimy, possibly swinging a big male part around at you as he wipes the sweat from his brow somewhat menacingly.
She entered the hot motel room and was met by an older man, past his prime, in boxers and a stained tank top. Sweat beaded his forehead and glistened on his dirty mustache. His swathering appearance startled her, as she expected a much younger and handsome man based on his dating profile picture.
by leleopard September 9, 2022
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slithering around like a rat

To sneak around and do devious shit and lie behind people's backs, especially those close to you.
He's slithering around like a rat man, this shit needs to stop!!
by jay gee March 3, 2024
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Squathering

When a woman goes to a public toilet and doesn't want to sit on the toilet lid, so is forced to squat and hover, in other words squathering.
I really need a wee but the toilet is gross so I guess I will have to go squathering.
by Pebblesrock December 23, 2010
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Slytherin

I slytherined in her
by Fuck face August 19, 2016
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Sluttering

Walking toward someone drunkenly with your shirt open with intent to hit on them.
Man, here come Mark sluttering toward that hot chick he can't hook up with.
by Homosorcerer August 16, 2016
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