sizzurp

Basically the better version of alcohol, also known as purple drank (yes drank), lean' and texas tea. You get some sprite or mountain dew then you get some jolly ranchers crush em' up throw em' in your choice of clear soda then you need some cough syrup, none of that DXM bullshit unless your looking to get spacy and trippy but that's not what sizzurps about. The cough syrup has to contain codeine w/ promethazine like the original formula or tussinex which is liquid hydrocodone with an antihistamine and is better than codeine. Some formula's below:

Original:
Codeine w/ Promethazine cough syrup
Clear sprite soda
Jolly ranchers

Retarded dumb-ass formula:
Over the counter DXM syrup
vodka
red-bull

Modern and enhanced version:
Tussinex (liq. Hydrocodone suspension 12hour release)
Mountain dew/any sprite flavor
Jolly ranchers if so desired.

The rolls royce of sizzurp:
OxyFast (liq. Oxycodone suspension)
Mountain dew
Jolly ranchers
Benadryl/Promethazine

Just like good ol' momma's recipe's there exist diversity amonst formulations.

sip sip sip sippin' on some sizzurp....pppppppp

by CTU_FieldAgent200 April 23, 2011

Sizzlin' Frenchy

Pouring a package of Pop-Rocks into a persons anus, and using semen to activate them.

We got a bit wild last night, and I gave her a Sizzlin' Frenchy.

by luciferrodeo April 8, 2010

sizzle

The sound of something roasting.

Those barbecued pork ribs sure did sizzle on my grill.

by AYB February 18, 2003

Sizzler

A US restaurant chain known for its steaks and seafood.

"- So yeah, we shower it up, and then wherever the town is, we go find a Sizzler or whatever-- Me, Lana, you and tv's Michael Gray, double-date-- And the flrrp-- get shitty on rib eyes and scotch."
"- Mmmkay."
Archer, season 6, ep.13

by Psychotechnic April 12, 2015

sizzling mary

When a male blows a wad of jism all over the females vagina, then takes a piece of chesse and rubs all the jism off (I perfer kraft singles and also i like when the vagina is extra sweaty) then after the piece of cheese is covered in cum and vagina stank the female eats the chesse, this can also be perform on the females bosoms.

i gave the fattest girl a sizzling mary last night

by iwantabs July 16, 2006

sizzling

a description of a sound

what's that noise hun
don't worry pet, it's only my zits sizzling

by phloggs May 22, 2005

Sizzurp

The first definition already listed is accurate as to the meaning and general composition:

-Promethazine
-Codeine syrup
-Any clear soda (often fruit flavored)
-One or more Jolly Ranchers for flavor

There are many variations and differing usage, but in order to be considered true and unadulterated sizzurp, the above ingredients are necessary.

The likely etymology is from the word "syrup", pronounced with a Southern accent like "surrup", or just "surp" when spoken loosely. Ebonified with "-izz" (like hizzouse to mean house), forms "sizzurp".

Sippin' on sizzurp

by LVXseeker November 7, 2010