Darkness Situation

A particular point in time in which the you inside has died and is replaced with an all consuming void of suffering. Usually occurs at the beginnings and ends of academic terms.

"this semester fucked me up man."
"yeah, we've got a real darkness situation here"

by the sneaky snake May 3, 2018

rum situation

A really shitty situation that is so bad it burns your soul like a shot of foul nasty rum. Eventually it will lead to rum blindness.

Kids: our dad died and left us with all kinds of unresolved feelings and also left us in a struggle to gain control of his company.

Step-dad: it's a rum situation

Chiefly British

by KatyMarley April 17, 2023

shitty situation

A shitty situation is one from which it may be difficult to extricate onself

The Titanic hitting the iceberg in the Atlantic in 1912 was a shitty situation

by Stias April 9, 2006

hostage situation

After eating shrimp cocktail that has been under a heat light and drinking a gallon of mexican water, you talaban the toliet and lock your wife ( who has been not putting out to you )in the bathroom with you with no fan on.

After 6 months of therapy proved friutless, and torture seemed the only option at hand. I released my wife from a hostage situation after see agreed to have anal sex.

by carole and RIch October 16, 2007

Situation Desperation

When one sees a familiar face,one who isn't very attractive, and feels slightly interested due to lack of company and more appealing others. Acting on these impulses isn't recommended, since you will likely regret your actions later.

Tom: Dude, I saw Beth in the same hotel I was staying at last night!

Keith: So what? You do anything?

Tom: Yeah, I asked her out, and she's not even that hot. Talk about Situation Desperation.

by Mister Unsmiley April 19, 2009

urination situation

One's factor of whether or not they need to urinate. A urination situation is commonly prompted on long road trips. This factor is vital so no one pisses on your backseat because those new panther seat covers are the hotness.

Yo Jerry, what's your urination situation?
Ah it's pretty mild, let's hit up McDonalds first.

by jscales March 24, 2008

situation starter

some one who start things on purpose as a fight or shotout, or who gets things going

im a situation starter

by jamarieus May 8, 2009