Todd Packer Situation

When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.

Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.

by Jungle ranch July 7, 2019

bella swan situation

When someone is put in the situation of choosing between two things, when both are tempting in their own ways.

Referring to the character, Bella Swan and her situation in the twilight series where she has to pick between Edward and Jacob.

Mom: Do you want chocolate or vanilla?
Kid: man, Im stuck in a bella swan situation.

by ewwwitsyou June 17, 2010

No means yes situation

When you tell the Loveliest woman ever to not to use her sexy voice, but you secretly never want her to stop

Hey, Lovely, Stop using that sexy voice! This is a No means Yes Situation.

by Greg Russell November 10, 2007

Ass-essing the situation

Scanning the area and spotting out all the girls with a nice ass

Bob: look... over there i see so many nice asses
Steve: are you Ass-essing the situation?

by Jonny Long Schlong June 12, 2011

Situational Awareness

Code for not doing shit at work

Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?

Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.

Boss: Outstanding.

by bleeper1 August 10, 2009

gumball situation

Something that is a potential hit or miss. Or perhaps, something that would require a decent amount of energy but might not necessarily pay off.

Additionally, this phrase emphasizes the lack of probability of any given outcome.

Hey this gumball situation movement is a real gumball situation.

by Elise and Co. May 30, 2008

Situational Tourette's

The sudden out burst of profanities that is released when something unfortunate happens. Most commonly seen when a person stubs their toe.

Shawn had a bad case of Situational Tourette's the other night when he banged his bad knees on the coffee table.

You can't bust into situational tourette's every time you miss the eight ball, man.

by BeerSlinger August 31, 2010