simpacious

Adjective form of simp
Usually used to describe a person, their actions, or something they made

John, to his girlfriend: “I’m gonna buy you this $1,000 gold ring you wanted so much to commemorate our 1-week anniversary”
Dave, who is also there for some reason: “Damn bro, that’s very simpacious of you”

by AnimationGamer September 9, 2022

simpcuckery

A term that amalgamates the essence of “simping” and “cuckoldry,” describing an extreme and often self-deprecating degree of adoration or subservience, where one might compromise their own interests or values to gain favor or approval from another, particularly in romantic or social contexts. This behavior is characterized by an excessive willingness to please others at one’s own expense, often leading to a perceived lack of self-respect or autonomy.

The amount of simpcuckery is this thread is off the charts.

by megalopolisorsomething September 12, 2023

Simpologian

The bible of Simpology, the study of Simping and the psychology of the Simp

I'm a master Simpologist, and my studies of the Simpologian scriptures have led to findings that Simps are Simps by the Laws Of The Universe

by gammaray428 January 30, 2024

Simpcuck

Noun A person that is both a "simpleton" and a "cuckold". This can apply to a man that is both stupid, and that supports the idea of a woman cheating on him, or treated him badly.

Adjective "Simpcuck" Describing the action of "simpcucking"

Verb "simpcucking" - A person that is actively being a simpleton and a cuckold, used when caught in the act of being a simpcuck.

Verb "simpcucked" past tense to describe a man that had previously allowed a woman to cheat on him or treat him like a cuckold. A man that is stupid, and a simpleton.

Adjective "Simpcucker" - A female that cheats on a stupid man.

n He's such a simpcuck.

adj (Man 1) Look at those signature simpcuck clothes. What a simp. You know he's getting cucked too. (Man 2) Yeah because he's a simpcuck.

v She's legit simpcucking him and he has no idea.

v He got simpcucked the entire weekend.

adj/n She does this to every dude she meets. It doesn't matter how smart he is. She's just a simpcucker.

by Sam Anselmo May 5, 2024

Simpcome

Income from engagements that are gained from farming simps, usually via thirstposting with selfies, AI selfies, and salacious remarks.

Rhamdeep Puntaj: "Oh bb you bobs and vagene are so sex in ferarr!! How you afford big money car? 😍😍😍"
April: "From all the simpcome bb. Don't forget to like and subscribe! 😛"

by ledskof September 3, 2024

Sipocalypse

A drinking session that escalates from “just one drink” to full-blown chaos, existential revelations, and probably crying in the Uber. The vibes shift from chill to catastrophic with no warning.

“Started with wine and a cute playlist. Ended in a sipocalypse. I confessed my love to the bartender and Venmo’d my ex $200.”
“We were just doing tequila shots and then suddenly I was slow dancing with a mop. Classic sipocalypse.”

by Nords1313 May 27, 2025

Simpscription

Your simping subscription for someone

"Every time we hang out, my simpscription is renewed."

by Bnfrze November 27, 2025