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Simplerockets 2

Some shitty ripoff of Kerbal Space Program
Person 1: Hey man, you wanna play Simplerockets 2?
Person 2: You play Simplerockets 2? Why am I even your friend if you stoop that low?
by NottTelljng November 22, 2021
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simpletonism

the inglorious practice of remaining willfully ignorant.
Their simpletonism is what allows them to remain blissfully controlled.
by Hermathecles December 30, 2019
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Simpletonitis

Basic for a scientific term SMPLTNTS-20.

Simpletonitis is a mental condition that's just as easy to obtain in life as a regular STD. A condition in which causes a male to stare a woman down and not have any sexual encounter in any way.
I saw this man staring at this girl at the supermarket, and he just walked away. He may have simpletonitis.
by steammustachio March 30, 2020
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simpletons

Those guy are simpletons
by Lockmare August 29, 2021
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simpletothepoint

ONE dimensional, simple, NOTHING extra, taking into account not only the stress level of the receiver, but many other useless pieces of information that've already been received and are being analyzed and processed.
After being given multiple multi-dimensional, useless, confusing, stress-inducing directions, Lerlene was only able to reach her destination when the directions given her were simpletothepoint, thus proving that the FINAL direction giver had TRUE common sense and was finally more interested in helping her than being witty, creative and furthering the entertainment; because really, how entertaining is watching suicide?
by Lerlene May 28, 2008
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Simpleson

A simple person who does everything normal, and has a large forehead.
"You fucking simpleson!"
by CoffeeForIdiots November 1, 2017
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Hairy Stimpleton

The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.
I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.
by XbigpenismanX June 17, 2011
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