Jessica Simpson

Has everything a man wishes of a woman:
1. Big breasts
2. Big ass
3. No brain

Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde?

I don't care, I'd still fuck her.

by Fuckitall June 11, 2006

ashlee simpson

One who can't sing. One who blames non talent on others. One who is booed before performance, and off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Also, a failure worthy of their own petition online demise.
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly

www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

by Eric Smithson January 30, 2005

Grandpa Simpson

Homer's dad on the Simpsons...he is very pathetic because he forgets everything, his family always forgets about him and leave him at the depressing rest home all day...fell in love with the worlds oldest woman, but it didnt work out...has a lot of weird medication that makes him go crazy...his real name is Abraham J. Simpson...

The swedish are coming! The swedish are coming!

by waAGhA! March 16, 2005

ashlee simpson face

A chick who would look good if her nose, eyes, and mouth were in proper proportion to each other.

"I'd of done her, but she had a fierce ashlee simpson face."

by T-Bone223 December 23, 2008

simpleton

A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.

Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!

by Jaeba April 17, 2003

Simpsons Sky

A blue sky containing white fluffy clouds that looks like the sky scene on the opening credits of the Simpsons cartoon.

We had great weather for the BBQ. We were grilling under a Simpsons Sky.

by Peter's Prism September 4, 2010

Simpsons did it

A phrase taken from an episode title of the tv show South Park. Used to tell someone that an idea, phrase or word they think is original or they created has actually already been created/done/said.

Larry: look at this meme I just made
Tom: simpsons did it

Tom: I just thought of a great idea, sliced bread
Larry: simpsons did it

by DJZombieApe February 27, 2017