core sample

The act of sticking your finger up your own ass to gather a small amount of feces, then quickly administering it in an unsuspecting persons mouth. Think of a wet willy.

Last night I was fuckin' my bitch, then i gave her the ole' core sample. Bitch got pissed.

by Sampson Antfarm April 24, 2008

Grey Matter Core Sample

drilling a hole in someones skull and fucking their brains out.

well Lary i guess im going to have to give your wife a grey matter core sample for letting Fluffy crap on my lawn again!

by wetspongecrosscountry October 20, 2010

Simple Jack

1:

To not pull off a retarded impersonation.

2:

To look retarded trying to 'look retarded'

Dude 1: Hey, did you see that guy's retarded impersonation? I totally was not impressed.....

Dude 2: Yeah.. he was going full retard..

Dude 1: ......Simple Jack status...

by D_4_Less August 18, 2009

simple life

Living one's life in such a way that is void of technology, stress, and the general nuances of common life.

Living the simple life in a small apartment close to the beach or to town, riding a fixed gear bike to/from work, no cell phone, no internet, no bullshit.

by Tnjyoung November 2, 2013

Simple Plan

possibly the biggest, most gaping no talented, monotone vaginas with guitars;

simple plan can quit bitching about their tough lives and get music lessons.

by KDIZZO May 13, 2005

simple plan

A French Canadian band (French Canda, the worse kind of Canada) that mopes about how hard it is to be white and upper-middle class. Fuelled by teen angst and armed with extremely bad talent.

Simple Plan band member:
"You never understand me mum and dad, im going to play my guitar on the roof."
Dad of Simple Plan band member:
"But it's raining outside."
Simple Plan band member:
"Good!" *runs of sobbing with his hands in the air*

by MagnoliaFan April 11, 2005

Simple Plan

1) Very good movie starring Bill Paxton and Billy Bob Thorton. Directed by Sam Raimi, who would later direct "Spider-Man".

2) Mediocre pop rock band made up of twenty-somethings that sings about how mean their parents are. I don't trust any band with a demographic 10 years younger than they are.

1) Lou Chambers: What you gonna buy, Jakey boy?
Jacob Mitchell: I'm gonna buy me a truck.
Lou Chambers: No, fuck that. Get something classy -- Trans-Am!
Jacob Mitchell: Yeah, in my wildest fuckin' dreams a Trans-Am!

2) "My dad hates me! (Sobs)"

by Daniel Peck December 21, 2003