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Swimming Pool

It's a pool for swimming. It usually has diving boards, lifegaurds, and a shack to by stuff like swim suits, towels, etc..Sometimes, it has a shallow end and a deep end. This type of pool is usually an outdoor pool(mostly recommended for the Summer or hot weather) also called a Public pool. There are also indoor pools. They are just like swimming pools but they are indoors and usually heated and if you want to swim in the winter or in cold weather, these are most recommended.
Also, there are private pools(indoor or outdoor)they are swimming pools that are private and most of the time, they do not have the things that a public pool has. No one can enter unless the owner of the pool says it's okay.
Example one:
Jenny: Hey Bob.
Bob: What?
Jenny: Want to go to the swimming pool?
Bob: I'd love to, but I don't have a swim suit, sunscreen, or a towel.
Jenny: Don't worry they have that kind of stuff at the swimming pool.
Bob: Okay then, let's go!

Example two:
Vince: Hey let's go to the Public pool!
Gina: But Vince, it's like 19 degress out there.
Vince: I was talking about the indoor pool.
Gina: Well okay let's go!

Example three:
Hanna: Wanna go to the public pool, Jim?
Jim: There is too much people at the public pool, let's go over to my house, I have a pool there.
Hanna: Sure.
by MyNameIsLauren March 2, 2007
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swimming

Being one with the water. Stroking. Diving. Underwater swimming. Back floating. Water All of these are examples of things people do when they swim.

Swimming is basically a combination of floating and stroaking and movement while in the water. Knowing how to swim and doing it regularly can be fun, tirding, healthy, and can also save your live in the event of an emergency on the water. People do it in lakes, pools, oceans, etc.
Hey lets go swimming.
by 1069 November 8, 2005
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simping

v. to simp. Tricking, groveling, or basically just letting females walk all over you for no apparent reason other than your own bitch-made-ness.
Johnny met Sue. Sue likes Johnny. Johnny fell in love with the poon. Sue tried to put the smack down. Instead of regulating, Johnny started being a simp and takes her out to fancy dinners and what not.

*Johnny is begging Sue to take him back whilst his boys are waiting in the cypher* Homeboy James says, "God damn it Johnny! Stop simping and hit the bleez already you simp-a-ho!"
by The Tallboy March 8, 2005
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swimming instructor

One who is sneezed on, kicked, cried at and generaly critisized for attempting to make your kid not sink to the bottom of the pool. An occupation involving hours of cold water and silly songs.
When Timmy didn't complete level 6 I sure gave that swimming instructor a peice of my mind!

The manager told the swimming instructor 'If you are not acting in such a way that you would be embarressed to be seen by your friends you are doing it wrong!'
by Khezef June 27, 2008
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Norwegian swimming window

The two or three days a year when the water temperatures peak above 10 degree centigrades, is called 'the Norwegian swimming window', or simply the 'swimming weekend' by Norwegians.
Bjørn: Wow, radio said the temperature in the river is 11 today, wanna go swimming?
Arne: Sure mate, who doesn't wanna go swim during the Norwegian swimming window?
Bjørn: You've got a point, let's call in Petter, Knut, Bjarne, Kjell and Fridtjof too.
by Lethan August 8, 2011
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Simping

A mental illness that only affects Males
widely reported symptoms are as follows

1) Repetitious mumblings comprising of "Yes Dear" "No Dear" "Sorry Dear"

2) Allows himself to be trod upon repeatedly by females & apologizes pathetically for it

3) Grovelling to a female in the vain hope of receiving her validation to make them feel more like a "real man"

4) Giving attention/praise to undeserving females, the females are well aware of this and will use him to their advantage

5) Putting himself into a subservient/submissive position under a female in the hope of winning them over without the female bringing anything to the table

6) rolling out red carpets for every female encounter for no apparent reason

7) fighting with other Male sufferers either physically or verbally for sole female attention

8) Irrational thoughts
EG. thinks a female with 2 or more bastard children is a high quality female

9) Delusions
EG. In his eyes all females are good no matter what they do or say, he may feel beholden to a female due his delusions

10) Believes that a "Real Man" should shower female's with gifts & pay all her bills & entertainment costs,
most sufferers may do this for sex & validation from the female, whereas non-sufferers can clearly identify this as prostitution. More serious cases of simping sufferers may do this for female validation alone.

Known Cure
"The Red Pill" although some sufferers of simping reported that this can completely disappear with age & experience.
A daily dose of "The Red Pill" can help cure Simping
by Sirius-C April 25, 2019
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swimming in the red sea

To perform oral sex on a woman while she is on her period.
Baby, I love you so much that for our anniversary, I'm gonna go swimming in the Red Sea.
by Grouch April 20, 2004
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