Simi Valley

A place where things end but don't begin. A bubbleworld. A boring place. A place where the marajuiana content of the air is 2%. A shit hole. A place to either go to church or play a sport, or smoke pot till you can get out.

Simi Valley is the place where nothing bad happens, but nothing good happens either.

by Rachellethemuse September 22, 2008

Simi Valley

Simi Valley is NOT small, nor a town, as most defeinitions on here has described it. With a population of over 100,000 people, it hardy fits either category.

Simi Valley is a very safe town with low crime rates. It is a generally Conservative city in a liberal Southern California. Simi Valley has its share of morons, as shown by the people who have added incorrect definitions of their own city.

Idiot: I live in the small town of Simi Valley

Intelligent guy: Small town? What small town has 5 high schools (Simi, Royal, Santa Su, Apllo, Monte Vista), a mall, a town center, a Wall*Mart, and 4 McDonalds?

Idiot: .... I dunno

by Intelligent Simi Guy January 19, 2008

silicon pickle

1. A rubber dildo, only functional for pleasing non-discriminating, pathetic women who have enough with a cold, "flexible" item. 2. A person who is pathetic, without self-esteem, or too soft. 3. A dickhead, loser or prick.

First used on the screenplay/future movie "Turn (Marked contrast)", by Frank Vidal.

Joe: "Henry wants to ask you out, but he doesn't have the courage."
Steph: "Well, he better not get it, 'cause I'm not into silicon pickles."

by drfvidal May 24, 2006

Simiam

Someone who is apart of the website, Simler.

Jake: Dude, I didn't know your a Simiam?

Mark: Are you kidding? Of course I am!

by RttaM December 10, 2009

Silicone Shiner

When struck upon with a silicone object to the eye region.

Did you see that? Adam recieved a silicone shiner from that stripper with her 40 dd.

by snowline twins October 6, 2011

silicophiliac

A person who is sexually attracted to people who have been extensively modified by plastic surgery to the point where they no longer resemble their natural selves and whose bodies are largely comprised of nonhuman materials like silicone implants.

Darren's totally into cannonball tits, leather tans, and duckfaces. He's such a silicophiliac.

by dustsceawung September 3, 2014

Semicandid

When you know photos are being taken, you're prepared, but the photo you chose wasn't one you were particularly prepared/posing for.

Aww you like that photo? It was totally #Semicandid :')

by CharmingChurro314 June 29, 2017