shallow

A person that feeds off of another persons misery, someone that judges books by their cover, someone that is needy, and spolied
The main cheerleader on the squad that dates the hot quarterback
a GOLDDIGGER

Guy 1: I wish I had like a crap load of money, and then maybe Janie would talk to me?

Guy 2: Why do you like her?, she is shallow, and if you did have all the money, she would spend it and leave you with nothing and move on to the next rich guy.

Guy 1: Nope, she is not that type of girl.

Guy 2: Oh yes she is, and anyway doens't Sally like you?

Guy 1: GROSS, are you serious, she is soo ugly

Guy 2: you know what, I think your right maybe you and Janie belong together, becuase you both are shallow

by Who The Douce Are You? April 14, 2005

shalliker

A person who is a big slag and steals peoples Lovers by having sex with them.
They often move quickly through groups of friends, taking down each one, then discarding them like an old glove.

girl 1: Mate, your boyfriends ran off with that slag.

girl 2: shes a right shalliker

by TimBBB34 March 5, 2010

Shallock

The act of being told by a jew.

1. Dude, you totally got shallocked last night. 2. That guy is getting a Shallocking, doesnt he know that guy is a Jew.

by miguelmanzana January 19, 2013

Shallahamered

Intoxicated to the point of being wasted, but drunker.

Dude, Donny's been drinking hard for 8 hours and he just did 5 shots. He's about to be shallahamered

by big_t September 8, 2013

Shallow

To base the format of a structure only on appearance.

You like someone because they're cute/hot/sexy, and yet they're a bitch to you.

by Angeline February 22, 2004

shallow

Some one who is a complete dick or dickweed that uses anything and everything against some one just because they dress a bit different or they have different interests then person A. They will ignore person A just because they think your ugly or they will act like you never knew them from any stand point relating to the past in any sense. Some one with no grace and dosen't give you nothing in return, "no gifts". They think they are perfect and own the world when in reality they couldn't care less about you and are probably jealous if they continue treating you like your the backdrop of the worlds greatest disaster. I loathe shallow people they can go to hell and when they get there they can eat the devils shit.

Ian is such a shallow cock-sucker, All he cares about is his stupid existence "which is nothing" and then he proceeds to complain about everything else and that dosen't really do much to help his disposition. Life is addictive bitch!

by Some where in a physical body. April 11, 2006

shullying

someone who tries to wank during a buisness meeting.

boss:...increased by 60%-Simpson,would you please stop shullying while we discuss money!
Simpson:Sorry i really needed that wank.

by mister monday July 15, 2006