My shrink told me I get SAD over winter and now I have to sell my car so she can tell me how much I suck each week.
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A new religion founded on Sunday, February 8, 2009 and characterized by a belief in the power of Shia’s spirit to clear itself of past painful experiences (in particular, hand smashing car crashes and drunken outbursts in Walgreens) through self-knowledge, spiritual fulfillment and copious amounts of Arizona Ice Tea.
Shiantology places an emphasis upon Shia’s immortal spirit, Shiacarnation, an extrascientific method of pshiachotherapy (Shianetics), and, MOST IMPORTANTLY, daily SHIA WALKING POSTS.
Then SHIANTOLOGY may be for you.
A new religion founded on Sunday, February 8, 2009 and characterized by a belief in the power of Shia’s spirit to clear itself of past painful experiences (in particular, hand smashing car crashes and drunken outbursts in Walgreens) through self-knowledge, spiritual fulfillment and copious amounts of Arizona Ice Tea.
Shiantology places an emphasis upon Shia’s immortal spirit, Shiacarnation, an extrascientific method of pshiachotherapy (Shianetics), and, MOST IMPORTANTLY, daily SHIA WALKING POSTS.
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The owners of the various Shrines are then referred to as Elders and are free to do with their Shrine as they please.
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Once selected the Shrine is then thought to be a pilgrimage site for other stoners who would like to experience how another group smokes their green.
The owners of the various Shrines are then referred to as Elders and are free to do with their Shrine as they please.
A good example for The Shrine would be a downstairs toilet with an air filter or an outside shed with seats in.
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