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Poot-Sharting

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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Fart-sharting

Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”

“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”

“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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Drive by shooting

When a man shoots his load on an unsuspecting bystander and then nonchalantly moves on.
Mark: what's that stuff on this guys' back?

Nick: I think he's the victim of a drive by shooting.
by Noronha March 6, 2016
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school shooting

Yet another reason why "gun-free" zones don't work.
"There was another school shooting! Guns should be banned from school!"

"Weapons are already banned from school. Maybe if they weren't, students could DEFEND THEMSELVES"
by samj241 May 16, 2006
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shooting your shot

Sliding in the DM's, trying to signal that you want tk hook up.
She rated me a ten and used heart emojis, so I asked, "Are you shooting your shot?"
by KinkyVill November 20, 2016
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Shooting Downrange

When you are having intercourse with a woman, and she is lying on the floor with her legs over her head. Shooting downrange is when you finish, you pull out and finish in that position, holding your junk down and "shooting downrange".
I totally shot downrange when I came on your mom.

Shooting downrange is the best thing ever, because you have the ability to land it on any target zone.
by GrossGeorge December 20, 2008
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