Shameless Pandering Month

February.

Shameless Pandering Month comes after January.

by Hockey > Soccer September 3, 2010

Shaelyn

a thick girl who knows who is boss. she is sassy and is most likely Mexican or Native American. she can be a hoe but is a true friend who will do anything to make their friends smile, she can be fake but is real most of the time. she is freaky and never stops talking until she is tired.

"Damn! Shaelyn is such a hoe!"

"you see how thick she is? no wonder she stole my man"

by stupidcuteboy December 4, 2019

schmello pad

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.

I like the smell of my schmello pad.

by ryan and jay November 20, 2003

Schmellman

Yiddish for a mans Penis

Have had your schmellman trimmed?

You frickin schmellman!

by Jay Pope October 10, 2007

shameless cunt

A person who will do anything for attention.

Did you see Kendra up North showing her hairy ass to the entire crowd? What a shameless cunt!

by LittleRoman November 6, 2013

shelaborate

The feminine form of mansplain. When a woman feels the need to teach a man something he already knows.

Apparently I've been loading the dishwasher wrong all my life. My wife just spent 30 minutes shelaborating the "correct" way to do it. That was after I had to listen to her shelaborate about how toxic masculinity leaves men out of touch with their feelings.

by T. W.C. March 23, 2021

sheeler

One who is bad at everything.

Man dude, your being such a sheeler.

by BananahammackFever June 17, 2007