Dirty Sheafer

The sensational painstaking presentation while attending a social function and gathering the awareness of the present congregation only after you have found the most gullible, smallest, and youngest male at the party convinced said whippersnapper (through peer pressure and alcohol consumption) to allow himself to be handcuffed to a tree, while onlookers watch in awe proceed to disrobe the crying embarrased juvenile in front of his peers, then as if not enough you unveil the "cou de gras", your choice brand of peanut butter and spread frivolously up and down the exposed buttox making sure to get equal portions within the crack itself. (see also greasy nut, greased nut, greased sheafer

Wow poor Mike Smith got a mean dirty sheafer at Fulks party last night.

I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.

by MBenji February 8, 2010

sHmAemEmO

When Makin is love so good, he moans

Shortie was so good last night "She made me moan!"
HEmAemEmO, if female
HOmAemEmO, if paid for love

by Tagzrt February 18, 2004

Shafeein

A fat ass bitch who's name is hoy2342 and is bad at fortbite By: Shafayet M and Shafeein L.

This kid is such a Shafeein

by ShafayetIsCool October 5, 2018

shmate

Funny Way
of saying shit

BullShit!!!
in this house we say bull-shmate

by budd September 6, 2003

Shafe

An annoying person who ugly and thinks he cute makes fun of people but never looks at himself and he is always nasty

Class: shafe coming
Teacher: Run and hide we are having a lockdown

by Unknown101091 November 13, 2019

shafed cock

When you are dry humping a girl and your cock rubs up against your zipper and cuts your dick.

I was done dry humping this chick, and i realized i had shafed cock

by Pain in the Pants August 10, 2010

rape and shmate

when you are teamed up and ready to beat the shit out of a vagina or person

"yo garrett collins lets rape and shmate" "alright samuel ryan the coolest kid in the world!"

by mcswaggy October 1, 2012