shaking the basement

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.

Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.

This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.

Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?

Bean Eating Dude: What was what?

Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.

Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.

Hot Woman: You're disgusting.

Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.

by Rolene M December 24, 2010

Shweating

Sweat produced while holding, or in the process of doing, a number 2.

Man I needed to go so bad I was shweating up a storm.

by importriders April 17, 2014

Shearing the sheep

Shaving or waxing a disgustingly large amount of pubic hair, often before one's wedding night. More common with fob Indian and Asian women.

What are you doing? I'm shearing the sheep, I'm getting married in 3 hours!

by TehOwner February 27, 2015

Shleggings

These bitch ass leggings start at the hips and end just below the patellas.

Her calves look hella toned in those shleggings.

by Thepatella April 26, 2015

Shlucking

Female masterbation, word taken from the noise made.

Rebecca decided to have a good shlucking to a picture of James and her grandad.

by TheRealFlopadomp April 12, 2016

shaking the walls

Shaking the walls

Your mom and dad are having sex so loudly that it's shaking the walls.

by Gie0513 July 27, 2017

Shaking water

jerkin it under a table in pre-cal

"i was just shaking my water"
"under you desk?"
"i bet you were shaking water big boi"

by Dankmemes420blazeit October 17, 2017