A gay male who enjoys illegal drugs such as marijuana and LSD. Many shlangos are known to be hackers and also has a strange reputation for climbing the occasional telephone pole.
My friend on the baseball team is quite the shlango. He was smoking a doobie while climbing his telephone pole.
by Stinkin May 19, 2018
Get the Shlango mug.a white man who is no longer in his prime looking for sex in Thailand because he can't score back home. Similar to a falang (Thai word for foreigner) however the shalang is a creature constantly concerned with his shlong and how much money he has left in his fanny pack. They have been known to congregate in large city centres around Thailand such as Pattaya and Udon Thani, often seen in brothel alleys and shopping malls. If seen do not approach, you are merely a reminder of their loser lives and they may be hostile; especially if they have married a Thai bride and are attempting to integrate. The shalang motto is: "Good guys go to Heaven, bad men go to Pattaya", this is often displayed on T-shirts and coffee mugs.
by Teacher Lanny December 7, 2013
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usually said by cockneys in the context to offend people. originating from the word 'slag' meaning a promiscuous woman. also said by geeks 'n' grebs in king's lynn's honourary school KES.
by hardcoregeek May 14, 2005
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Get the shlangin mug.The Shanghai Throatpunch is an aggressive reprisal against your female counterpart. While the female is performing apologetic oral you grab her ponytails and begin throat fucking in a barbaric manner. Right at climax you cold-cock her trachea. The impact causes a confetti like discharge of semen, snot, and blood from her nose, resembling a Chinese dragon shooting fire.
by The Norwegian Duo November 30, 2013
Get the the shanghai throatpunch mug.Aside from being a character in Mortal Kombat, it can also mean someone has gave you the best head ever...They sucked the soul out of you (Shang Tsung takes souls ..... get it?)
Girl: You ever been Shang Tsunged? Boy:No,What's that? Girl:It means I'm gonna suck the soul out of you!
by Kiana_Monet November 14, 2011
Get the Shang Tsung mug.Long before George Harrison, Sean Penn and Madonna and the movie they made by that name, a Shanghai Surprise was a home made bomb used by the Chinese tongs or gangs. The expression probably dates from the late 19th or early 20th century. While I cannot cite chapter and verse of it's origin, I'm older than Madonna and understood the expression at the time the movie was made. Not everything is about sex, kids. That's why I unsubscribed from the UD.
by The Twentieth Man April 28, 2011
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