Shitcock Syndrome

This syndrome is rare and can only happen when you are railing your side bitches stinkie. This can also be known as aggressive anal, or just anal. And next thing you know your inserted white shlong comes out chocolate covered (shit or for you nerds feces). Know you have a shit cock, but wheres the syndrome. Every time you look at your shlong you see the horrific shit that was clinging to your shlong. And You will never be able to do anal again.

Jerry sticks his shlong into wife's anal hole (stinkie)
Wife: ohhh ya
15min later
Wife: ooohh yyaa fuck
Weird orgasim followed

Wife: ahhh (shit comes out)
Jerry pulls shlong out
Jerry: wtff thats fucked why bitch
Wife: im sorry
Jerry: we never doing that again
Jerry pukes while the wife cleans his shlong
Jerry never touches his wifes stinkie again, and has Shitcock syndrome

by Cochieman 456 November 27, 2020

shitbrick

someone stupid. head as hard as a brick. also known as hard headed.

someone doing something idiotic.

by loser September 15, 2003

shitlocks

brown dreadlocks around the size of a piece of shit

look at that guys shitlocks

by siegel69 January 25, 2008

shitcocked

1. adj. The condition of having shit on one's cock after anal sex.

"My girlfriend is coming over and she wants me to fuck her in the ass. Hell yeah, I'm gonna get shitcocked tonight!"

by Igglepud January 13, 2010

shitbrick

A brick made out of human feces.

Could you please hand me another shitbrick? I'm trying to build a house.

by ÜberBot October 16, 2004

shitbrick

when your so full of shit you look like nicole b

nicole's a fuckin shitbrick

by limpdick October 19, 2008

shitbrick

A brick that is made from shit

An action apparantly done when scared

Finster

i coulnd't find any clay so i used my own shit to make bricks

I was shitting bricks when i visted the clinic

by baz August 9, 2004