shaking like a dog shitting razor blades

A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!

Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"

Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."

by psiscott April 27, 2006

Shitting bricks

Stress induced constipation. Shitting bricks occurs in situations where you are so overwhelmed in your thoughts that you can't relax your asshole to take a shit. When you finally push it out, it feels as though you've passed a turd with dimensions similar to those of a brick.

God damn it! That's two days in a row Opie clogged the toilet! Exams must have him spooked. He's literally shitting bricks.

by Phaedrus3rd May 2, 2014

sheathing

A sexual act that is performed by placing the penis inside of the vagina and not performing any further action. It is customary to set up a buffet table next to the bed so that neither party becomes hungry during the often hours-long ordeal. One is not allowed to call or text while sheathing, as sheathing is the ultimate sign of commitment towards a sexual partner. It is perfectly fine to sleep while sheathing. The sheathing ends when: the penis becomes pruned; either party has to urinate, because the result of urination while sheathing would be like putting a thumb over a hose; death of either party; the end of the relationship between the parties. It is not permissible to orgasm while sheathing.

Mark's heart was filled with joy when his girlfriend asked if he would consider sheathing with her.

by Umbrelladump January 14, 2010

shifting realities

Moving your subconscious from this reality (current reality or CR) to another reality (your desired reality or DR)

That girl has been shifting realities for years, it’s 100% real!

by A potterhead March 12, 2021

Shitting The Bed

Fucking up

Gary Grundle pissed on himself during sex. He shit the bed.

by Caesar Rodney December 10, 2002

shitting hot wings

The dreaded feeling of intense pain and heat in your asshole, most commonly occurring when, but not limited to, eating hot wings. It gets so bad that you are conflicted as to whether you should push it all out or hold it in out of fear. Its the worst and most unsatisfying dump anyone can have.

"yo dick, you wanna go out tonight?"

"I dont think so dude, Im shitting hot wings, so my world is coming to an end."

by thedumpmaster November 15, 2009

shitting chords

When your poop comes out in three pieces - all slightly increasing sizes, with the quantify representing the three ascending frequencies of a musical chord.

Alternate definition - when making a loud poop, your farts are so fast and furious they overlap three times to produce a musical chord.

I had some funky tacos yesterday and this morning I was shitting chords.
Or
"An event for the offspring of mixed-race families shits a chord as the difficult to 'identify' people" - Toronto Star - January 3, 2017

by 1Yonge January 6, 2017