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Shepherd Time

A time that is quiet and used for meditation in the Lord Jesus Christ, to receive revelation from the Holy Spirit, fellowship with God the Father, and prayer. The opposite counterpart to demon time.
Chris: Hey, do you wanna get turnt tonight?
Zeke: Nah, I’m okay, I need some shepherd time tonight.
by Pastorella November 1, 2022
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Shepherding

Collectively known as the soul-less

Act of Trawling through reams of porn. until the

Right hand is tried from clicking so many

Links to hardcore anal, and brutal macho porno.

SHEPHERD
Girl - "What did you do last night?"
Carl - "Stayed in and did some shepherding"
Girl - "What's that?"
Carl smiles
by Lordcraggle December 31, 2010
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Shepherd's pie

A white woman's Vagina or "hooha"

Any woman with the last name "Shepherd" Vagina or again her HooHa
David was super hungry and had little to no money, but it was he and his Girlfirend Bee Shepherd's Anniversary. Clearly there was only one solution he surmised and that was to eat out and the special that night was Shepherd's pie!
by Dirty Dexter October 3, 2021
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Shepherd

(verb): To overwhelm with an excessive or seemingly unreasonable amount of work, often disguised as an opportunity for growth or intellectual enrichment.

(adjective): Describing an action, task, or situation as disproportionately demanding or overly burdensome in nature.
“Don’t make me Shepherd you with assignments if you keep procrastinating!”

“We’ve got three essays, a presentation, and a group project due next week—this is so Shepherd!”
by YoMomma236 December 4, 2024
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Major the German Shepherd

One of President Biden’s two pet dogs; he is the first rescued dog to live in the White House. He has been attacked by the media repeatedly for biting secret service agents, even though the injuries they received were relatively minor and in one of the cases didn’t break the skin. This behavior is likely the result of a lack of training dealing with meeting new people. The media’s aggressive attacks over these incidents and ridiculous frequency of these types of stories popping up on certain news and social media platforms suggests that these companies who over advertise these stories, which have no real significance given no real injury was caused, have a Speciesism bias.
The companies that wrote these stories about Major the German Shepherd should be called out for doing so; for by writing stories like these they are promoting Speciesism and for drawing so much attention to stories like this that are not even worthy of the public’s time for this is not a significant incident for no real injuries were ever caused. It’s a major example of the Speciesism found in the news and social media industries. (The gif bellow is an example of the stereotype the media has created for Major and other German Shepherds, which in this case they portray as being aggressive, which is often not the case as the dog's temperament depends on how well they are trained.)
by Vanguard 1998 April 14, 2021
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hayley jordan shepherd

A very beautiful, hot, talented girl, who is very smart, and loves to cheer people up. Someone who is always there for you. She is a caring person
Dude Hayley Jordan Shepherd is so nice and caring
by Hshajjdhdjs May 18, 2018
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Jean Shepherd

A close "cousin breed" to the well-known central-western European species of dog, this choice of canine is favored by movie-stars for its loyalty and friendly disposition.
As a child, I heard a radio-ad narrated by someone calling himself "Jean Shepherd"... I remember wondering at the time how a dog could talk.
by QuacksO October 8, 2018
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