shed head

One whose head is as organised as a garden shed, ie full of any old crap!! A very forgetful or stupid person.

What do you mean you forgot the house keys you shed head

by Ian May 7, 2005

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

I'm on your schedule

It's a way of being in agreement and saying yes; it also means your actions or decisions in any given situation are predicated on the actions and decisions of another; you march to the beat of somone else's drum; you're willing to go with the flow; You're ready to do whatever they want or ask of you; ready to do things on their terms.

"Do you want to come with me to the mall, or are you busy?"
"I'm on your schedule, Madame."

"Since you're off tomorrow, could you drive me to work? I have to be there at 8am."
"I'm on your schedule."

by Bigdaddyken007 February 19, 2013

seduce

The act of tempting someone into a sexual and/or romantic activity

I like my men dangerous, mysterious!
You want to be MY lover?
Earn it!
Seduce me!

by xX_FML_Xx January 1, 2020

Shedaisy

The coming together of two unlikely things. To be used at the end of a sentence for emphasis on the strange occurence which has happened.

"You've got to look at the positives, for instance the medical miracle that is one woman actually impregnating another woman. Shedaisy

by natidabest December 8, 2009

sex schedule

Predetermined and consistent sexual intercourse.

Duder 1: "Dude I just realized that me and my girl fuck every other day! Crazy huh?"

Duder 2: "Damn! That's a sweet ass sex schedule, especially if you're getting some spur of the moment sex on top of that."

by westfalia January 29, 2010

sceduri

Verb or noun used to designate an instance where someone is done, finished or knocked out for the night or an indefinite period of time.
Also can be used as an indication that you are leaving or bouncing.

Invented after Rob Scuderi, bit player for the Pittsburgh Penguins of the National Hockey League (NHL), left a hockey game against the Toronto Maple Leafs in severe pain after having found himself on the receiving end of a Bryan McCabe slapshot. It was clear that he would be out for a prolonged period.

1) He's sceduried
2) I have to work early tommorrow, i'm sceduri.

by Kichwa August 23, 2006