shed girl

A girl that lives in a shed that inadvertently becomes subject for a drug addicts lust for sexual gratification.

A girl that lives in the garage of someone else's property that allows indecent activities due to deep desire for illegal drugs.

Who are you dating? I hope its not the shed girl type.

Can't bring a shed girl home to mama.

They scrapped enough cans today to hopefully get lucky with the shed girl.

by Whore-able_&_Adorable February 07, 2018

tool shed

A slut (a tool being a male reprodtive organ, a shed being a place to put it.

Andrea is a toolshed

by eroc43 April 19, 2005

Tool Shed

A bar with a very poor male to female ratio.

Dude, lets go to another bar, this place is a fuckin tool shed.

by A.C. Sativa February 08, 2013

shed load

An immense amount - possible derived from the amount you can get in a shed - or the description of the amount of crap that covers the road (almost specifically designed to kill motorcyclists) when a lorry sheds its load.
Originally heard as Royal Marines slang.

"What do you fancy doing tonight?"

"I dunno, but Bomber has got a fucking shed load of vodka in his fridge and Sally has just got a copy of the porn movie she starred in"

"I'll get the coke!"

by Hammy the Fisk May 27, 2008

shedding snake

When your boyfriend's member sheds disgusting skin flakes.

Girlfriend: "Kyle, you pig!"

Kyle: "I'm sorry hunny... my snake's shedding its skin."

Girlfriend: "Yeah, well that shedding snake better not come near me."

by Booberella123 March 02, 2008

Carpeted the shed

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).

Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!

by Britana6332 June 11, 2020

Shag shed

a place (a hotel) you go to have sex with someone

Just booked a shag shed for us.

by Lilith666 March 23, 2019