Shaumbe

A cross between a nigga and a white boy. An Emo, who most of the time acts like a total douche, and has absolutely no friends.

BOY 1 "That guys is such an asshole"
BOY 2 "Ya hes such a shaumbe"

by Themanwhocould January 30, 2009

Shlump

A person who really sucks at his/her job!

Dude your mom is a shlump!

by DABEAST55 March 20, 2009

shlump

1,000,000,000 times love

My cat whiskers is so awesome, i shlump her

by johndeere7589 September 13, 2005

shkumphies

A term for STDs. Can also be used to describe someone who appears to have STDs.

"Aw man! The doctor told me I have shkumphies!"
"Oooh....that girl shkumphy."

by ShmegPatPat July 14, 2014

shlump booty

When someone is to an extreme point of exhaustion or incapacitated from a fight where the can't move their body/booty.

(Person1): Damn that nigga got knocked the fuck out.

(Person2): Yea, that man shlump booty.

by Zambezi May 23, 2017

Shlump

An iteration of the slang word "slump" used to refer to a state of being excessively intoxicated, either from weed, alcohol, both, or a combination of other substances.

Friend 1: Get up bro we gotta go, this party's dead as shit.

Friend 2, on the floor: nah nigga im shlump

by WolfFangFist March 8, 2018

Shlumgod

Shlumgod is a famous big editor man on Instagram
He’s got swag

“Hey have u heard of that guy shlum god on Instagram”
“Yah he makes dope edit video things it’s super cool”
being defined as shlumgod

by _shlum.god_ April 12, 2019