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Shasta County

Area code:530

A county in Northern California, separated from any major cities, that is rampant with drug abuse and crime. Besides Humboldt County, the best weed in the US is grown there. The Main cities within the county are Redding, Anderson, and Shasta Lake City(aka CV...a good place to get robbed/stabbed/shot etc.)Crystal Meth use is outrageously present within the county limits.
Man 1: Where did you say you were from?
Man 2: Shasta County fool.
Man 1: Oh, so that explains it.
Man 2: Explains what bitch!?
Man 1: Here just take my wallet.
Man 2: *runs off yelling "AYO FOR YAYO!"
by CourtJesterFiend December 14, 2008
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Shastina

Goddess of fertility! Hot sexy mama, loves to dance and music is her soul. Faithful to one extremely LUCKY man. Shastina exudes passion, sexuality...men drop at her feet. Women are horribly intimidated by her strength and confidence and her sensuality. But she is loyal to those who EARN her respect.
"Grab your man, there's a Shastina coming our way!"
by burning candle February 4, 2010
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shasta

The best damn cheap ass soda around fosho!
see shasta mcnasty, mountain shasta and shasta dam
by shasta danieee May 13, 2005
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shaftashave

The men's equivalant to femme fresh.
Hey Dave you've got a cheesy smelling nob, try some of this shaftashave the ladies love it!
by Sy P July 19, 2007
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Shaft Battle

When two people are licking each side of an erect penis shaft. They lick and suck their side of the shaft in an effort to get the guy off who is getting shaft battled. The person getting his/her dick sucked is the one getting his/her shaft battled over, and he/she decides the winner, and who subsequntly gets the load. One may challenge another to a shaft battle, as long as they have a third party shaft to battle over.
Joey challenged Shane to a shaft battle, so together they shaft batled Jordan. Joey won and got the load.
by johnshard00 September 27, 2009
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the shaft

1. Originating in Old Europe during the Middle Ages, where burial space was often in short supply throughout many communities. To maximize use of space in many cemetaries, the dead were often buried in a 6 foot vertical shaft, rather than the usual horizontal grave position. The vertical position was considered less socially respectable. Thereafter the term began to mean poor treatment given to someone in such a way that demeans him or affirms second hand status as a citizen.

In communities that had active, but hidden, homosexual communities, the phrase took on a second meaning in double entendre, referring to the humiliating prospect of having to bend over, grab one's ankles, and recieve painful anal intercourse from someone who is overly aggressive and abusive.
When they fired Bob, they gave him the shaft.
by bucky buckmeister December 5, 2006
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the shaft

Everything bad in life.

Often one gets the shaft, meaning that they were utterly screwed over in life.
Jerry always gets the shaft.
by steelman August 18, 2003
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