Tijuana Sharpie

Noun; A hard and/or frozen turd used for writing/drawing in any slogan or other artistic endeavor including but not limited to face painting, graffiti, etc.

After a long night of drinking Amanda used a Tijuana Sharpie to draw a mustache on Tim and a unibrow on Taylor while they were passed out.

Tijuana Sharpie by Tad Thicke June 30, 2017

White Sharpie

Doing a white sharpie is when you get a blow job from a girl and then you draw on her face with your sperm.

Bro, my girlfriend asked for a white sharpie last night, so i drew a dinosaur.

White Sharpie by Rlvers March 27, 2011

Lonely Sharpie 

A guy who has a millimeter penis. He thinks he is cool but in reality he doesn't have any friends. He thinks he is black but he is the whitest person in the world. This is someone that always wears cargo pants even when he "runs" outside....

Hi Im Lonely Sharpie, IM BACK BITCHES

Lonely Sharpie by tperry76 December 14, 2016

butt sharpie 

The act of putting Sharpie markers in one's anus. The more the merrier. Use as many colors as possible in one sitting.

I love seeing all the colors in that girls ass. Those Butt Sharpies are like an assrainbow.

butt sharpie by Analbum cover March 19, 2014

shit sharpie 

The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.

Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.

shit sharpie by THDaddy March 18, 2008

Alabama Sharpie

Trying to trick other people into believing an alternate truth.

I saw on Facebook that he was out with another girl but he pulled out an Alabama Sharpie

President Trump accidentally named the wrong state, then he tried to pull an Alabama Sharpie.

Alabama Sharpie by Beautybind September 8, 2019

Teabag Sharpie 

what you call someone who go has the gyattest gyatt ever and slays all day long like the king he is.

Person: Did you see Teabag Sharpie today?
Person2: No, why?
Person: His gyatt was so gyattable I couldn’t help myself but look.
Person2: Damn.
Teabag Sharpie: *smirk*

Teabag Sharpie by Try_meh_bitch October 18, 2023