Get sharked

Don’t care?

Get sharked.
Someone say stupid shit?
Get sharked.
Shark gif is not required but always welcomed.

"I tripped over a rock ☺️😰"
"No one asked, get sharked"

by Lyrre September 13, 2023

Sharted Mah Skimmies

When you force a fart and receive a little suprise in your britches.

My britches didnt stand a chance when I sharted mah skimmies.

by Silverback757 October 21, 2011

Jack Sharted

The physical act of when your Jack Russell Terrier is running around like a spaz farting and shitting while she's running. This act, while very comical can cause shit to fly every where including but not limited to carpet, doors, ceilings and some household appliances.

I have to get off the phone, Molly just "Jack Sharted" all over the place and I need to contact Molly Maid ASAP!

by Tracyusa August 18, 2010

shaded out

(v.) to not come through on a plan or responsibility.

We were going to get royally drunk and go on a shade mission, but Jay totally shaded out on us.

by Russo's Salad Bar October 19, 2005

Shardder

Sharp Cheddar cheese.

Throw some Shardder on that burger... and a side of fries.

by MFBS April 3, 2011

Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.

Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.

by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011

Sharted

The past tense word of Shit

" I just Sharted"

by DeltaStorm Raines August 7, 2013