sexternal hard drive

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.

Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.

by Champcar November 27, 2011

Sextating

The spectator sport of watching other people engage in sex acts. A portmanteau of "sex" and "spectating."

We spent the afternoon sextating at the BDSM street fair.

by tinadonn September 26, 2012

sextasy

mixing viagra and ectasy

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

Sexting

Verb
Sex - Texting
The act of sending another party photos of animals over text message. The other party then has to guess the sex of the animal.

Boy: Hey, you wanna sext?
Girl: Yes
Boy: * sends picture of a zebra*
girl: This is a hard one, maybe i don't want to sext.
Boy: that's okay, sexting isn't for everyone

by pastaprincess June 16, 2014

Sextarded

Sextardation/Sextarded.
The state of mind post orgasm where you both can only function with an IQ of 54.
Temporary effect of or being in a state of temporary retardation due to great sex.

My god, I was totally sextarded last night after my girl was done riding me! I mumbled gibberish and couldn't even walk for 10 minutes!

by Sextarded March 25, 2009

Sextrovert

n. from the latin sex, an individual who enjoys open-minded and often promiscuous behavior.

My friend Christina is a sextrovert; if I had a dollar for every abortion...

by Harding Boardman Inc. October 19, 2008

sextressed

1) The state of being under extreme sexual tension.
2) Needing sexual release.

I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex. Sorry... I'm a bit sextressed.

by GGBbycakes August 11, 2012