scrotal notations

The act of taking notes on the stretched skin of your scrotum

Rick: Hey man got a sheet of paper?
Alex: Nah man, I take Scrotal Notations now, way easier
Rick: Oh...dude wtf?

by The Scroter November 28, 2013

Scrotal Fission

A theory in evolution explaining why the male human specimen developed two voluptuous balls instead of keeping the standard one nard. The evolutionary process began shortly after 1901 when Hubert Cecil Booth invented the vacuum cleaner. It is perceived in old written scripture that angry housewives would often explode on their male counter parts and suck their poor sad little dangler right up the vacuum hose. Thus forcing men to develop a second nut.

The first signs of SCROTAL FISSION were noticed in 1909, when Dr. Edbert Cockle was fondling a young man behind a desk, when had noticed a strange bulge in the boys scrotum next to his nut.

by psylence July 31, 2015

Sweet scrotal milk

The milky pyroclastic flow that squirts out of male genitalia durring periods of sexual excitement.

Dude, I topped that bitch off with copious amounts of my sweet scrotal milk!

by JangleDangle June 13, 2018

scroteshield

Generally utilized at a bonfire where you happen to be nude and the heat from the fire is too hot to bear, so you pull up the scrotum to protect the penis from the heat.

The heat from the flame was just too much, so Jon had to equip his scroteshield

by Opeth79 August 4, 2006

scroatleys

To place ones penis in a girls mouth whilst simultaneously resting the testicles in her ocular sockets, one testicle on each eye, like a pair of sunglasses.

"She said she likes to do it with the lights off, so I put the scroatleys on her instead, she couldn't see a thing."

by mrhermatiawish December 12, 2008

scroteo

An absurdly high ratio of guys to girls, dudes to bitches, cocks to cat-flaps, sausages to snatches, etc. Aka, "sauage fest".

Friend: "Dude, it's a total cockfest in here."
Me: "Yeah, what a scroteo. Let's head over to MoonJammers."

by Dingleberry12 June 30, 2008

scrotdrum

The musical instrument created by stretching the skin between the testicles. Especially effective in warm climates.

Also: scrotdrumming, to play the scrotdrum.

She wailed away on my scrotdrum last night with some pretty wicked beats.

The drumroll on the scrotdrum reverberated through the auditorium.

by bigsackattack April 25, 2009