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scorching balls

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."
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Scorched Almond

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.
John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*
by Flute Salad October 9, 2015
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Scorched Yatler

A yatler who is on drugs and is so hot that their skin turns a brownish-orange.
Terrorist-I'm so hot I think im a scorched yatler now.
by RealYatler2 October 19, 2018
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Sonchereé

Sonchereés are loving and optimistic people, typically extroverts. Sonchereés are dreamers with big goals and ambitions, and will push you to accomplish yours with their unwavering support! They're also great friends, poets, writers, and organizers. When you're talking to one, their attentiveness and good vibes will brighten your mood!
Dude 1: Someone I don't know just asked me my zodiac sign and said we're compatible :)
Dude 2: Sounds like a Sonchereé ;)
by HBDLMAO February 16, 2019
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scorching take

Kyle: Yo Selena Gomez low key looks like Margot Robbie
James: What a scorching take!!!
by thehandsomechild August 23, 2021
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full latex scooch

the feeling of defeat, to be wronged, to be disciplined. the full latex scooch feels like that of a loss, due to lack of male power. nothing can heal a full latex scooch.
todd: “my girlfriend just broke up with me” liam: “damn bro that’s a full latex scooch”
by Numnumpot December 7, 2021
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Pork Scotch walk

The slowest walking speed possible. Only fat old security guards with short stumpy legs can achieve this incredibly slow rate of movement. Given a headwind and a hangover the Pork Scotch walk can compete with continental drift for lack of swiftness.
Is that fat guy sleeping on his feet?

No he's on his way to work. He's so old and flabby he can't go any faster than a Pork Scotch walk.
by by kenny spoffo-grumpbeetle August 16, 2009
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