Schminkie

To be Devious and Bricked Up (angry)

I feel so schminkie I think I might gloogoink all over the place.

by BrigSux December 26, 2023

Schmingle

Schmingle is used to call a person short and fat.

Hey Jake come here you Schmingle!

by anonymous October 1, 2025

to schmingle

To schmooze while mingling, when dealing with an important crowd of people. For example at an art show...

I am sorry, but there is an important buyer over there, I have to schmingle a bit to draw his attention.

by Mr. Qwack the duck February 20, 2011

Dingle Schmingle

You first shove a funnel in your dick hole, and start filling it with water. And freeze. Shake off the funnel and watch your dingle schmingus go flying

Yo I just gave my self a dingle schmingle,

U want one?

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

schmandles

When you cut off the back of an old pair of sneakers in an effort to look more homeless.

My schmandles flew off when I attempted to kick a ball.

by schemeezebob April 22, 2009

Schinkel

a hot sexy afroman who is a great kisser and secretly loves someone in his group of friends.

would you look at that guy, he's such a schinkel.

by ifyouseeekamy July 10, 2009