schmegal

A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!

Mike was a complete schmegal after another weekend of his usual behavior!

by beer stud May 8, 2008

schiele

1)One-eyed monster
2)One with a one-eyed monster

2)Girl:whoa u have a schiele

by nyyanks13 May 1, 2008

Schmegalmulch

A mangina

Dude, my schmegalmulch was totally in your face!

by gmilla! April 13, 2009

schmeglemelch

a evil monster killer vagina with razor teeth to chop off your dick... the owner is normall a fat zitty turb monster... never approach a schmeglemelch or do anything sexual by or to it.... you will get ate by its mighty razor blades

holy shit ashton got his dick cut off by that crazy ass schmeglemelch when he touched it

by crazydickeatingvagina O_o December 22, 2009

schlegg

Norn Irish for "Slag", commonly found in the same sentance as "lad"

"point me to the schleggs, laad" or "awh laad, rode a schlegg back home last night laad, both holes laad, both holes"

by rock-paper-shocker May 10, 2010

Schiested

This term refers to being the victim of someone who has deliberately and intentionally swindled, grifted or in any manner taken advantage of, always in an unfair manner.

Someone who has schiested you has fucked you out of something.

People who've been schiested not only live with the loss of money or property but also the disappointment of having let themselves be taken advantage of. As such, many people who get schiested never report the incident due to the loss of pride and self respect, making it one of the most underrated problems in modern society.

"I went to Jack in The Box and the person schiested me out of my $5.00 bill."

"That son of a bitch schiested me out of my house and home."

"That rat bastard schiested my fiancee!"

"That shit bird schiested me out of my deposit!"

by PCP7777 June 13, 2012

schmeganella

The bacteria that causes schmeg to form.

Wow, your twat is a schmeganella factory!

by bigmuskie July 5, 2014