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schoolboy foot

when trousers are too short for the wearer and the leg is seen to move back and forth whilst the trouser leg stays in the same position
when observed to have schoolboy foot the response should be "adagadaga ah got schoolboy foot"
by ah dinnae hinksay January 7, 2008
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schoolboy humour alphabet

schoolboy humour alphabet is the A - Z of lavatorial words used by schoolboys
schoolboy humour alphabet

1690: An important date in Irishhistory, the Battle of the Boyne; the best sexual position in 10
Anus: A good laugh is always had at Uranus
Arsehole: A person who talks through his backside
Bog: The toilet where you go for a crap and/or a wank
Bogs: Toilets and Utinals
Bonk: A fuck eg a good bonk - a woman worth fucking
Bum: Backside
Bumf: Toilet paper
Cavalier: A boy with an uncircumsised penis
Clit or clitty A woman's fanny
Crack: A woman's fanny
Crap: A load of shit
Cum: Spunk all over hands when you wank
Cunt: A woman's fanny
Dick: Penis
Escort Agency: Upmarket name for Prossie
Fag: A cigarette; a younger boy who runs errands for a prefect),
Fairy:
Fart: Wind blown out of your arsehole
Feck: Irish word for Fuck
Frenchies: French Letters
Frig: An alternative for Feck or Fuck
Fuck: Sexual intercourse with a woman
Geld: Castrate
Goolies: Testicles
Handjob: Having a wank
Hard on, a: A stiff dick or prick
Homo: A homosexual boy
Hump: Fuck or Bonk
Jack Off: Masturbate
Jacks: Urinals
Loo: see Bogs
Pansy: a bit of a sissy
Poof: A homosexual boy
Poofter: homosexual boy
Prick: Penis
Queer: A homosexual boy
Roundhead: A boy who is circumcised
Shit and shite: crap dumped in the bog
Six of the Best: an old expression.
A good caning given by a master or prefect
(Political Correctness means Corporal Punishment is no longer allowed).
Skiv or Skivvie: School maids. Not bad looking women.
Many of the older boys want to fuck them. Some probably do fuck them.
Sissy:
Spunk: The creamy white stuff all over your hands when you have a wank
Tits or Titties: Breasts of a woman
Toss: Masturbate
Tosser: Someone indulging in wanking
Tossing: Masturbating or wanking.
Toss off: Masturbating or wanking.
Tuck Shop: School food is OK. Many guys like buying a snack at the tuckshop.
Wank: Masturbate
Wanker: Someone who masturbates
Wet Dream: You dream you are fucking a woman, get a hard on and wake up feeling
somewhat wet with spunk all over the bed. Basically it is masturbating with no hands.
by Stias. January 18, 2006
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schoolbo

Similar to a "hobo," a schoolbo is a classes bum. Without any classes to partake in, schoolbos are a very lazy, but peaceful bunch.
My friend does not have any classes this morning, nor does he have any money; therefore he is a schoolbo.
by Chad Pennington December 3, 2007
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Schoolboy Error

Offering one's hand to other person to shake, only to retract and to laugh in their face, whilst repeating said words. Pioneered by Soccer AM.
"Aha! Schoolboy Error! Sit Down! Shut up! And tidy your room!"
by Rhys September 16, 2003
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Pulling a Schoolboy

When someone both get's drunk and high at the same time, just as the rapper 'Schoolboy Q' famously does and promotes.
Often cited as one of the greatest feelings ever.
Herbert: Yo man you drinking tonight?
Quincy:Yeah bruh and smoking that fine kush
Herbert: Bruh you pulling a schoolboy?
Quincy: Weed and Brews bruh, ya danno
by R.dot October 23, 2013
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Schoolboy Rapper

by TokenIranian December 9, 2016
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Schoolboying him

Schoolboy (doing the)

Also: schoolboying him

When you submit your guy/man and tie him to the bed, sit on his face (naked) and make him say the alphabet front to back until you come.
'Ah yeah, last night I was totally schoolboying him until he learned his lesson.'
by Terrible teddy November 25, 2018
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