The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.
by BigT56 December 29, 2013
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Damn Bekah, close your legs!! I can smell that Winter Salmon.
Kirstin totally needs to get rid of her Winter Salmon. I sit three rows back behind her and I can still smell it!
Kirstin totally needs to get rid of her Winter Salmon. I sit three rows back behind her and I can still smell it!
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When you catch a pregnant salmon on its magical journey upstream and have sex with its fish slit like a flesh light and after ejaculation you slam the salmon on the ground making a egg cum masterpiece
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Get the Dirty szymon mug.A vile, wretched or disgusting Mexican restaurant. A truck stop in Wyoming, where they pour a burrito onto your plate out of a can. Any eating establishment where the food will place you in a race with the Devil for the nearest bathroom. A restaurant which, if it caught on fire, would cause cockroaches to stampede out like a heard of buffalo.
A roach-coach with a painting of the Virgin Mary on the side, and at least one missing tire, is the Casa de Salmonella.
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by Lil Kayzee October 29, 2018
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Must be done swiftly and in such a way that the victim does not see it coming, otherwise the victim may act to block your leaping salmon. called a leaping salmon because of how salmon leap out of the sea, i dunno it looks sorta similar.
Should not be performed if the victims moob looks sweaty, because that just tastes awful.
Must be done swiftly and in such a way that the victim does not see it coming, otherwise the victim may act to block your leaping salmon. called a leaping salmon because of how salmon leap out of the sea, i dunno it looks sorta similar.
Should not be performed if the victims moob looks sweaty, because that just tastes awful.
1: Dude. i hear you were in hospital for a while?
2: Yeah, I tried to leaping salmon Micheal Moore but got a little much moob in my mouth, choked on it and subsequently suffocated.
2: Yeah, I tried to leaping salmon Micheal Moore but got a little much moob in my mouth, choked on it and subsequently suffocated.
by sarfy September 14, 2009
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