by LaurenScissorhands October 10, 2008
The surprisingly attractive and fairly successful female governor of Alaska. She belongs to the Republican party. Unlike the party of all these "tolerant" liberals who are demonizing her on this website for being Christian and considering fiscal responsibility, and energy independence a priority.
Liberal 1: I belong to the party of acceptance that respects all people for who they are and what they believe. But Sarah Palin is a stupid cunt of a whore who has the mind of a Neanderthal because she embraces Christian values and enjoys the outdoors and hunting.
Liberal 2: Yeah, tell me about it. Those Republicans are nothing but evil, rich, white Nazi bastards who just want to murder gays and starve our children. I'm so thankful that I belong to the Party of Tolerance that never participates in prejudice or bigotry.
Liberal 2: Yeah, tell me about it. Those Republicans are nothing but evil, rich, white Nazi bastards who just want to murder gays and starve our children. I'm so thankful that I belong to the Party of Tolerance that never participates in prejudice or bigotry.
by captmurk December 3, 2013
John McCain's Vice-Presidential candidate for the Republican Party in 2008.
Sarah Louise Heath Palin (born February 11, 1964) is the current Governor of the US state of Alaska and the presumptive Republican vice presidential nominee for the 2008 United States presidential election.
Palin was elected governor and assumed office in December 2006, after defeating incumbent governor Frank Murkowski in the Republican primary and former Democratic governor Tony Knowles in the general election. She was the youngest person, and the first woman, to be elected governor of Alaska. Before becoming governor, Palin served two terms on the Wasilla, Alaska, City Council from 1992 to 1996, and was elected mayor of Wasilla (population just over 5000) twice, in 1996 and 1999. She lost her race for lieutenant governor of Alaska in 2002. Palin holds a Bachelor of Science degree in journalism from the University of Idaho.
On August 29, 2008, Republican presidential candidate John McCain announced he had chosen Palin as his running mate, making her the second female vice presidential candidate representing a major political party after Geraldine Ferraro, and the first female vice presidential candidate of the Republican Party.
The Perfect Original vpilf.
Sarah Louise Heath Palin (born February 11, 1964) is the current Governor of the US state of Alaska and the presumptive Republican vice presidential nominee for the 2008 United States presidential election.
Palin was elected governor and assumed office in December 2006, after defeating incumbent governor Frank Murkowski in the Republican primary and former Democratic governor Tony Knowles in the general election. She was the youngest person, and the first woman, to be elected governor of Alaska. Before becoming governor, Palin served two terms on the Wasilla, Alaska, City Council from 1992 to 1996, and was elected mayor of Wasilla (population just over 5000) twice, in 1996 and 1999. She lost her race for lieutenant governor of Alaska in 2002. Palin holds a Bachelor of Science degree in journalism from the University of Idaho.
On August 29, 2008, Republican presidential candidate John McCain announced he had chosen Palin as his running mate, making her the second female vice presidential candidate representing a major political party after Geraldine Ferraro, and the first female vice presidential candidate of the Republican Party.
The Perfect Original vpilf.
Hillary was forced to swallow another bitter pill; Sarah Palin was not only the probable highest-elected woman in American history, she was clearly more of a vpilf.
by L3 August 30, 2008
The person the media chose to hate on in order to distract the liberals from the fact that Obama was a totally unqualified candidate whose idea of "change and hope" is running our country full speed towards bankruptcy, and finishing the job of destroying our country that Bush had originally started during his second term in office.
I wish people wouldn't listen to the media so much, and would maybe just give Sarah Palin a chance like the rest of us did for Obama. This is no longer about parties - both parties are not to be trusted. The government itself should never be trusted. Period.
by Amica Cormick February 5, 2010
Person 1: Why is she running for Class President?
She can't even string a sentence together.
Person 2: I know! She's such a Sarah Palin.
She can't even string a sentence together.
Person 2: I know! She's such a Sarah Palin.
by Mussokn March 27, 2011
A logical fallacy similar to that of the red herring in which a person or thing is used to spur controversial and inflammatory rhetoric among two already polarized and dysfunctional political parties. An object that deters from pertinent facts with regard to a democracy, and creates it’s own sub-topic the likes of which is a mute point to the individuals that hold that democracy hostage through mindless entertainment media, egotistical extremists, and the manipulation of individuals too dumb to debated political matters of any pertinent complexity. A joke at the expense of everyone who thinks the joke is funny, and a victory for matters that never deserved our attention in the first place.
The Whig Party passed the controversial Kill The Poor bill today after implementing a brilliant Sarah Palin by debating the ethical merits handjobs.
by B Michelle Esterwood May 26, 2011
Sarah Palin is a Republican Politician, and the current Governor of Alaska. She was the running mate for GOP presidential candiate John McCain during the 2008 election cycle. Also, she is apparently an incarnation of Lucifer himself, judging from all the other though provoking entries here.
Sarah Palin does not agree with my enlightened, intellectual liberal principles. Therefore, she is a horrible horrible person. Also, I'm pretty sure she's Satan in disguise.
by Bearded One June 25, 2009